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August 1st 2020 Born at 7:37am 6lbs 14oz Ryleigh

New rotation maps are: mp_78auenwald map mp_agxdepo map mp_cw_bocage map mp_cw_breakout map mp_dome map mp_enigmaoff map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_makin_day map mp_nachtzug map mp_newbrecourt map mp_vm_river map mp_rostov map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_stalingrad map mp_suburban map mp_trainstation map mp_vm_brecourt map mp_vm_crash map mp_rocket map mp_the_cube

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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Ya, I keep upgrading bigger and bigger! Have 1tb m.2 now! Stupid Steam Games! Ark and Conan take a lot of space.

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Omg i need points so bad now. Oink oink baby ??

Oinkerz!

Oink, Beer, Ghost! ???

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Need points. So disappointed.

Yes I totally speak teanager! Haha!

Was pretty sure this was gonna be a "cooking" video! Haha! Plus you got to be "special" to do an indoor concert with no shirt on!

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Indeed! Oinks!

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Haha! Did you lose it all?

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Nice set... the video was pretty good, too. That crowd, tho. Fucking lit, man. I'd lose my shit @ a concert like that.

Cool! 10 toes? 10 finters?

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Merry Christmas

Granddaughters are the best I have 2! Congratulations on the gift from God?

Can this be moved to the political forum please. Thank you.

Maybe so, but 63 years young and counting and I still manage to kick a lot of butt on this server,

Ok makes perfect sense! You have such amazing components.

stay outta my streets if ya wanna grow old ! ... enough said