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Today was one for the books. Son stayed with the wife and I overnight for a visit. He is a mechanic. Asked him to take my wife's car for a drive with me to check out a noise. We get in the car and drive about 1/2 mile. We stop short of a 4-way stop as there is a black rat snake in the street. I like snakes and didn't want to kill the stupid thing. Fucker crawls up underneath the car. We can't see it. We both jump out to see where the hell it is. We look under the damn truck just to see it crawl up inside the engine / transmission compartment. FUCK....what do we do now. I know, my son says....lets find some speed bumps. Good idea I said. None to be found. Popped the truck up on the curb...crawl under the truck. Can't find that damn snake anywhere. We said fuck it...let's ride. Drive the mile back to the house and that bastard comes out from under the hood onto the windshield right in front of me. Funny as hell. Long story short I ended up getting ahold of it's tail and had a tug-o-war to get that thing out of the truck. That thing pissed and pooped all over my arm trying not to lose the battle. I threw it across the driveway and it's PISSED! It strikes at me and my son repeatedly until we get a coat hanger and get it into the flowerbed. My wife can now sleep easy tonight knowing she will not get eaten by a harmless black rat snake...LOL

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the very same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. A few moments after, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Magic Penis. A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis shot to her crotch.. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass...!' The rest, as they say, is history...

Could have been worse I suppose

New rotation maps are map mp_78deadsville map mp_agx_destroyed map mp_arroyo map mp_bgate map mp_desert_storm map mp_falaise5 map mp_gb_atami map mp_housewars map mp_kilian map mp_leningrad map mp_maquina_viet map mp_pavlov_h map mp_republic_1 map mp_snr_freedom2 map mp_sub map mp_vodka map mp_warlord map mp_xfire_bay Sorry Biotech no little people maps in this rotation. We have 3 rat maps and they are in rotations 3,4 & 5. We are now on rotation 11 of 17 so it will be awhile. skuz

Next rotation for DM3 is in. Small map rotation map mp_africorp_rmk map mp_bridge map mp_gardenofheat map mp_killhouse map mp_lichtung map mp_pavlov map mp_trainingcamp Medium map rotation map mp_78deadsville map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_agxstlo map mp_ax_dawnville map mp_boneville map mp_crash_day map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_dock_assault map mp_downtown2 map mp_falaise5 map mp_jsvacant map mp_louret map mp_mohdm7 map mp_nijmegen map mp_powcamp_n map mp_railyrd map mp_sabre map mp_snr_vimyrd map mp_toujane_rmk map mp_wolftown Large map rotation map mp_78townville map mp_agxdepo map mp_ax_brecourt map mp_bessie map mp_caen2 map mp_corregidor map mp_cw_hurtgen map mp_desert_storm map mp_foy_nite map mp_hunt map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohaa_dasboot map mp_outskirts map mp_ramelle map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_stalemate_1 map mp_townville2 map mp_vm_crash map mp_winter_war map mp_xi_castillo Cheers

It was great seeing all of you last evening. Happy Hour lasted until about 1 a.m. EDT The games were fun - always a ton of laughs Thanks for stopping by or staying a while @SAPPER @Magnus_1 @Hoth @Chris @Cooper @Angus @Hogan @E-raser @FunStick @BlackRose @ScRiPt3r @HotRod55 @Bosun @ShadyBrady @1lkysob @MHsDaughter @Hefe33 @Izumi We had a Happy Hour Virgin last night, @chasing, it was great that you joined us! You'll be getting your medal A special thank you to @YACCster and @piglo for hosting! If you haven't joined one yet, you really are missing out! Hope to see you on a future Virtual Happy Hour at the LOasis

Just got done playing a lot of COD 4

Fine I can say this then OFF with HIS BALLS :)-

Give'em tags - >XI<

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet - Great way to spend the afternoon

I guess that you never found out what was making the noise in the truck lol.

We do have 1 room in the cottage that is available, in case you've been on the fence and would like to attend XI Fest. Please let me, Rugger or Yaccster know if you are interested!

Happy Birthday!

Thank-you

Happy Birthday all have a great day.

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Thank you Skuz !

Thank you Skuzy !

Happy Birthday !

That was just the morning delivery

Thanks Skuz! Sorry to make you work on Sunday.

Thank You Skuz!

Thanks Merlin.........

Hope you don't spend half a day milking a bull.. might take a while to get it started but I'm sure if you keep at it u will get a bunch in the end..

I get it, the saliva soaks into and expands the dowels you pictured, then when you peg the joint it's tight, very clever, you couldn't invent something better unless you were on drugs could you? Must show that at the next O.A.P.'s woodwork class, we're making a milking stool, although the old girls are past producing? but keeps us busy.

Very cool. I leave milk weeds in the yard to feed and attract them. Last year I had 1 Monarch caterpillar but didn't find a chrysalis. It takes like 5 generations to make the trip from North to South and vice versa.

Thank you Burt

https://www.theblaze.com/news/dhs-will-spend-nearly-700000-to-investigate-radicalization-in-gaming My tax dollars are going to what?????

people need to leave the family alone, let them have their life, privacy and all that.

now now give him a go at it.