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A definition of globalization that I can understand...Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How's that?
Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.That, my friends, is Globalization !- Spartacus, deerejon, eidolonFIRE and 2 others
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1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.- BigPapaDean, eidolonFIRE, Blackbart and 2 others
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• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• PMS jokes aren't funny...period
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
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After only 4 Hours i told them everything i know................
- BUDMAN, Damage_inc-, HellKid and 5 others
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Imaginative
This guy has some serious biking skills.
Incredible
A guy in India loads his motorcycle on top of a bus.
Inventive
Taiwan movers get super creative when loading a truck. These movers come prepared for anything they might encounter.
- eidolonFIRE and JohnnyDos
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I didn't see this coming!!!!Always keep your weapons stored securely . . .
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New Threat in Southern California !Investigative sources in California say that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in the city of Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a U.S. citizen.Police officials fear the death toll could be as high as 9.
- Nisty*, little_old_man, JohnnyDos and 2 others
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Two guys in their mid-twenties sitting at a bar
having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy,"Man you look tired." His buddy says,"Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I
have sex all the time, three times a night every night.
I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about 65, sitting a couple of stools
down overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says,"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit".- mrq, Spartacus, KingStinger! and 6 others
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So Sad.... But you have to watch it!
- Gatorgirl, NITRO, eidolonFIRE and 4 others
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Today i was Beaten up by a Woman....I was in an Elevator when this Busty Woman got in.... I was stating at her Boobs when she asked would I please Press One...
So i did........I don't remember much after that. They tell me my injuries will heal in time.
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Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder .
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Nominated as the world's best short joke....
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
- Sonovabich, snakepliskin, JohnnyDos and 2 others
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Famous movie ad-libs
in General Discussion
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This is my Favorite Movie Line.......
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bob+hope+zombie&FORM=VIRE2#view=detail&mid=BEF6DC9F8FEC5BD48BD5BEF6DC9F8FEC5BD48BD5
LOL