hxtr Posted December 9, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 9, 2016 When I was 23 I had my junk cut. Not because it was to big but because it was too good. I could inpregnate a nation. After my first born... that was enough. I was afraid one of my kids geneticly would turn out like me so I demanded a sex change. I have ball but I shoot blanks. So here is my story to dadda an this bring back bad memories. I went to my apt by myself as my wife was not happy..... at Bethesda Hospital Maryland hospital to have my vasectomy done. I never met my doctor and if I did I would of back out. I know a dike i mean dick when I meat one. Man haters for the clueless. I got to my apt and an nervous of course.. no support at making huge change and other. I did not even like my wife touching my balls. I am that sensitive.So.. I get dressed in that dress thing with my butt open in the back. Was cold and my junk was swelled up smaller that a mini marshmallow. I was scared. No lie but I know it had to happen.So I am laying on this table thing. If I had to describe the moment I was trapped and would submit to every command and I did. So this lady doctor had an intrun. I know this as I can recognize someone learning as they ask questions. Before they even started I was ready to leave. I was almost in panic mode but I said.... "JEFF DEAL WITH IT YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE". So I am Before I continue this is not a fake story. 100% the truth. I forgot how this story goes. So I am laying on the table and the Foctor asked me some questions.. all good thus far and I answer the most honest I can. My first mistake. She then asked me with my junk all open and cold... damn this bring back bad memories.... If I drank alcohol. I said yes. She asked me how much. I lied and said a 12 pack a week. She got angry and started talking to her intern why I should not drink half talking to me. I know I fucked up then but this is the military. You do what you are told. So she continues on asking me questions and started lectuing me. I was scared at this point. Was not sure if I should flight or fight. So I told myself to stay calm. She starts her procedure and hie is talking to the intern.. femail btw. Cute I think but that was the furthest thing from my mind. My dick was so small at that point it was conceived. She would direct her attention to me and ask me question and I was trying so hard to man up.. my did did this can be that bad and I answer her. Can not remember the question I was in so much pain. I had lots of military done dental done. I felt some pain in my life... this was comparable but not that bad. She is tugging my some tubes in me and stitching and talking non stop. I was scared of this woman by this time. Flirting with her assistant and just having a great time. Where I feel like someone is thumping my balls over and over and over. For you women we feel it in the throat. But I maned up and took it like a trooper. I felt guilty for drinking beer for her prior rant.Then she finises and tells me this. ""You may have been told this procedure is referable, I made sure it wasn't"My blood pressure jump 100 points. I was happy she did a great job but I know what she was telling me.I never went back to be tested if I was ok. Gave it a month and screwed my wife like I did before she go pregnant. 100% true story. Now my balls hurt. !! ! ! ! !! damn still broken. No proof hope I did not fuck up bad but I have work to do. Sonovabich and google 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage_inc- Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted December 10, 2016 (edited) lmfao..your the best thanks for sharing Edited December 10, 2016 by Damage_inc- hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18130 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20144 Achievement Points: 132861 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 10, 2016 >IDIOT< - in your case the vasectomy was a frontal lobotomy JohnnyDos, L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Great story hxtr, and I can relate. I had mine done 18 year ago after my 3rd was born and it was one of the best things I ever did. No more worries about accidents. The only thing different I did because I'm such a coward was get general anestesia. Yep, out like a light and it was all over when I woke up. No pain or swelling afterwards either. I kept having visions of the doctor saying "oops" and hearing my nuts hit the floor, so I opted to be out cold during the procedure. Leadfinger, hxtr, ANGU5 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 Great story hxtr, and I can relate. I had mine done 18 year ago after my 3rd was born and it was one of the best things I ever did. No more worries about accidents. The only thing different I did because I'm such a coward was get general anestesia. Yep, out like a light and it was all over when I woke up. No pain or swelling afterwards either. I kept having visions of the doctor saying "oops" and hearing my nuts hit the floor, so I opted to be out cold during the procedure. You were knocked out? That is not fair. I want a recount. My doctor was enjoying seeing me suffer. I seen it in her eyes. L!ckALotAPus, Leadfinger, little_old_man and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L!ckALotAPus Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted December 10, 2016 if you were like me your swimmers are like NASCAR they are fast as hell but only make left hand turns. they swim in circles hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadfinger Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted December 10, 2016 After a buddy got snipped there was no way I would go thru that. As he told it: It didn't start off bad, a sweet looking intern came in and shaved his package .... .she had warm hands. Then the Dr came in and said "your gonna feel some pressure" then he stuck a needle in his nut sack and his eyes rolled back in his head and the next thing he was waking up. 2 days later his nut sack was the size of an eggplant and just as purple . . .some sorta infection. So after my second child was born and the wife was still in the hospital I explained how easy it would be for her to have them snip her since she was already there and all. While she was being snipped I was drinking a Mai Thai at the bar. That's how its done guys. little_old_man and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Leadfinger Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted December 10, 2016 I think this story fits well with is subject. My brother is a Dr. and at one of the hospitals he worked at a man had an appointment to be tested for his sperm count after being snipped. The nurse handed him a little bottle and directed him to a private room where she explained that he could lock the door and there were some magazines there to encourage him. He asked the nurse if it would be OK if he went to his car since his wife was waiting for him and she could help with getting the sample . .the nurse smiled and said sure no problem just bring it back as soon as you can. Five minutes later the mans wife came running into the hospital holding her mouth as she said "where do you want it . .where do you want it" True story hxtr, TBB, little_old_man and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 Damn I am never getting my nuts cut again. That sounds so painful. Egg Plant size nuts. OUCH. That second story. hahahhahahaha I wish my ex wife loved me like that. Leadfinger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted December 10, 2016 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Yeah I think most guys get freaked out when they hear the horror stories of other guys that went through it. My moment came seeing my next door neighbor going through it, and he said when they gave him the shot in his ball sack, it felt like they kicked him there, HARD. Needless to say I waited a few years and finally found a urologist willing to let me go fully under, and getting my insurance to pay for it all. Leadfinger and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 11, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 Yeah I think most guys get freaked out when they hear the horror stories of other guys that went through it. My moment came seeing my next door neighbor going through it, and he said when they gave him the shot in his ball sack, it felt like they kicked him there, HARD. Needless to say I waited a few years and finally found a urologist willing to let me go fully under, and getting my insurance to pay for it all. Mine felt like they were humping my balls the entire time. My throat hurt the most. Leadfinger and little_old_man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoColGuy Posted December 12, 2016 Member ID: 2907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 589 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 19 Birthday: 07/16/1961 Device: Windows Share Posted December 12, 2016 Me too.... ;-( Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 12, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 12, 2016 Make that thumping... thump.. thump..... thump... what a horrible feeling it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted December 12, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted December 12, 2016 Ouch! Just Ouch!!! No One is cutting my balls! After all, who will repopulate the world after the Socialists destroy it? Leadfinger, little_old_man, google and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted December 12, 2016 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Ouch! Just Ouch!!! No One is cutting my balls! After all, who will repopulate the world after the Socialists destroy it? I'll volunteer to have my vasectomy reversed if I am needed. hxtr, Leadfinger, Spartacus and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 13, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 I'll volunteer to have my vasectomy reversed if I am needed. I will lie my ass off and say much junk works just fine. Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leadfinger, little_old_man and Spartacus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightHammer02 Posted December 24, 2016 Member ID: 22608 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 410 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 263 Achievement Points: 6027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 16, 2018 Birthday: 10/23/1983 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I refer to my vasectomy as the "ol' rip n snip"... I have 6 kids... my wife's first fucking question was.. "Are you doing this so you can cheat on me?!" Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk little_old_man and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted December 24, 2016 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6094 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7990 Achievement Points: 51444 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted December 24, 2016 I'm really not sure wtf hxtr said at all.......And I'm pretty sure most of that was English.... jumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
jumper Posted December 24, 2016 Member ID: 3194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 53 Topic Count: 60 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 1284 Achievement Points: 9344 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/13/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Birthday: 03/23/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted December 24, 2016 wtf!!! Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 24, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 24, 2016 I'm really not sure wtf hxtr said at all.......And I'm pretty sure most of that was English.... When I talk about my penis and balls it is a sensitive subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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