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Finally An Accurate Stanley Tape


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Stanley has just released a new tape measure
that will surely take the industry by storm!

 

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While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure, the finite measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made.

 

 

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So the next time your buddy tells you to "move it a cunt-hair to the left"
you won't have to guess!

 

At Stanley , we wanna help you do things right! "

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Sweet

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I'll be getting one of those...Everything I've ever built has been at least a cunt hair out of level/plumb...SmileSmile

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LMFAO...good one Power.

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lol

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haha. good one.

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Since the wife started doing the smooth look I had trouble getting that CH adjustment I needed on some projects.Does Home Depot carry the new Stanley CH model? Good one PWR.LOL

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Three cunthairs to the inch? Holy Crap - must be from an elephant cunt.

 

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Pull it out to 67 inches and let me know my age in cunt hairs, just curious. Laughing

 

Ever pull a tape measurer out to your age in inches? Mark the spot, and if 75 is the average life of an American male you can sort of see how much time you have left. I have 8 inches left of the 75 allocated to me. Undecided

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Good one Power. We always joked around about the size of the cunt hair on the job. Now we don't have to guess. Damn they come out with one of those after I get out of business. I have a brand new Stanley 40' tape, still in the package that I would trade you for.

 

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I'm waiting for the professional model - it measures in "fine red cunt hairs".

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