pwrcrzy52 Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:57 AM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2011 Stanley has just released a new tape measurethat will surely take the industry by storm! While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure, the finite measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made. So the next time your buddy tells you to "move it a cunt-hair to the left" you won't have to guess! At Stanley , we wanna help you do things right! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WiZiD Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 7, 2020 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I'll be getting one of those...Everything I've ever built has been at least a cunt hair out of level/plumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted March 15, 2011 LMFAO...good one Power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted March 15, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1079 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6676 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2011 haha. good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Since the wife started doing the smooth look I had trouble getting that CH adjustment I needed on some projects.Does Home Depot carry the new Stanley CH model? Good one PWR.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryWeezer Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7653 Content Per Day: 1.97 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53668 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2011 Three cunthairs to the inch? Holy Crap - must be from an elephant cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Shamu Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2011 Pull it out to 67 inches and let me know my age in cunt hairs, just curious. Ever pull a tape measurer out to your age in inches? Mark the spot, and if 75 is the average life of an American male you can sort of see how much time you have left. I have 8 inches left of the 75 allocated to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushape Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Good one Power. We always joked around about the size of the cunt hair on the job. Now we don't have to guess. Damn they come out with one of those after I get out of business. I have a brand new Stanley 40' tape, still in the package that I would trade you for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EXTRAKAMIKAZE QC Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 1455 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4166 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 1275 Achievement Points: 37577 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28, 2019 Birthday: 07/25/1976 Share Posted March 15, 2011 haha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18219 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20274 Achievement Points: 133525 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2011 I'm waiting for the professional model - it measures in "fine red cunt hairs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted March 15, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 515 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17108 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42103 Achievement Points: 148749 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2011 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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