WolfTiS Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 25, 2011 A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asked: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raised their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raised their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Achmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses & says: 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod & a grin & began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks: 'So, Achmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Achmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats ! Awards
Merlin007 Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76763 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted May 25, 2011 LOL. Nice 1 Wolf. Awards
Hunter1948 Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted May 25, 2011 That was funny Wolf Awards
TBB Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21005 Content Per Day: 3.72 Reputation: 22778 Achievement Points: 150919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 25, 2011 lmfao - good one Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17585 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42675 Achievement Points: 152242 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 25, 2011 to dam funny... cuz Awards
BigPapaDean Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1212 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6559 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4432 Achievement Points: 63697 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 i actually laughed out loud! Very funny! Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 31 Topic Count: 116 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20751 Content Per Day: 3.99 Reputation: 5328 Achievement Points: 114107 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 Ahh funny I thought you said ghosts. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15030 Content Per Day: 2.61 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 (lol) Goat fuckers... Awards
Daretorparn Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1367 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 13, 2013 Birthday: 07/02/1993 Posted May 26, 2011 haha XD
Toothpick Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted May 26, 2011 rofl
IceLizard Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1669 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 44 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 1613 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 08/09/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 28 Birthday: 11/19/1978 Device: Android Posted May 26, 2011 That's Funny Shit!! Awards
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