WolfTiS Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 25, 2011 A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asked: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raised their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raised their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Achmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses & says: 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod & a grin & began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks: 'So, Achmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Achmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats ! Awards
Merlin007 Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76567 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted May 25, 2011 LOL. Nice 1 Wolf. Awards
Hunter1948 Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted May 25, 2011 That was funny Wolf Awards
TBB Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22461 Achievement Points: 147462 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: Just now Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 25, 2011 lmfao - good one Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17543 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151937 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 25, 2011 to dam funny... cuz Awards
BigPapaDean Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 i actually laughed out loud! Very funny! Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 31 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20723 Content Per Day: 4.02 Reputation: 5317 Achievement Points: 113932 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 Ahh funny I thought you said ghosts. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92206 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 (lol) Goat fuckers... Awards
Daretorparn Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1367 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 13, 2013 Birthday: 07/02/1993 Posted May 26, 2011 haha XD
Toothpick Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted May 26, 2011 rofl
IceLizard Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1669 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 44 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 1613 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 08/09/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 28 Birthday: 11/19/1978 Device: Android Posted May 26, 2011 That's Funny Shit!! Awards
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