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nice shoes, wanna fuck?

can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

i'm not the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you.

are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

[sexy guy] "would you like to dance"? [woman]"no" [sexy guy] "maybe you didn't hear me"....."i said you look fat in those pants"!

you don't sweat much for a fat chick!

excuse me...did you just fart?

who's your friend?

did you fall from heaven?....cause your face is fucked up!!!

LETS HELP SEXY OUT AND GET HIM SOME NEW ONES....LOL!!!! Laughing

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Lets not, i think he likes menFrown

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    Lol2     he likes men   i  think also   Tollend

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    Lol2     he likes men   i  think also   Tollend

 gonna have to second that haha

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I thought his favorite pick-up line was, Baaaahhhhhhhhhh! He uses it on the sheep while wearing his velcro gloves.

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IS THAT WHY HE WAS THROWING SKITTLES THE OTHER DAY AND SCREAMING  "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH"!!!!!!! Laughing

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IS THAT WHY HE WAS THROWING SKITTLES THE OTHER DAY AND SCREAMING  "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH"!!!!!!! Laughing

 

I told him not to say that to you.........AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

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ah wel my pick up line is chloroform :-p

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ah wel my pick up line is chloroform :-p

LMAO, "Excuse me, young fella, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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How about

 

I am an astronaut and I am about to explode Uranus

If I flip a coin whats my odds of getting head

Do you know what I like in a girl.......................my dick

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Ive personally used this one and got a number from a girl at petsmart.. was epic...

me-"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?"

woman-" uhh no?"

me-"Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Aaron can i have your number?"

woman" aww thats cute haha sure 618-xxx-xxxx"

 

i was shocked it worked hahah

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LMAO, "Excuse me, young fella, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

hahaha BARB... I meant BOB... u jackass....u suck

 

BTW.. just realised this is but one of the few threads(trying to take away my manginity) that I missed.

I think I gotta do a forum search for my name.

Gotta hunt down the dumbasses...

 

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how about ...."may i push your stool in?"Surprised

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hmmm dayton.. I don't think I know you nor want to know you if thats your way of trying to get aquainted.... and you start a thread on me?

or propably this is your way of picking up people etc...

seriously???...You hit your intended 20 posts requirement mark yet by doing this?

 

Congrats or whatever...

Sexy!

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I thought SexyGuy just needed one line to pick up his type. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, and a pair of velcro gloves.

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I've used "Hey shit-head, want to goto a museum?" Usual response is no, so casualy walk away and they will soon realize you called them a shit-head and walk over to find out why, and then .... Yupp!

 

 

 

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DAMN SHEEP SHAGGERS !!!!!!!

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SexyGuy!

hmmm dayton.. I don't think I know you nor want to know you if thats your way of trying to get aquainted.... and you start a thread on me?

or propably this is your way of picking up people etc...

seriously???...You hit your intended 20 posts requirement mark yet by doing this?

 

Congrats or whatever...

Sexy!

 wow sexy didn't know you were so sensitive........and don't worry ain't nobody trying to get to know you, just make fun of you. i remember reading something, somewhere about check your feelings at the door........it was a JOKE if you can't take it have a admin remove this post. sorry to get your panties in a bunch btw.

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 wow sexy didn't know you were so sensitive........and don't worry ain't nobody trying to get to know you, just make fun of you. i remember reading something, somewhere about check your feelings at the door........it was a JOKE if you can't take it have a admin remove this post. sorry to get your panties in a bunch btw.

 

I don't know u and you starting a thread to make fun of me... not very nice.

I do not think anyone else would appreciate this. "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."

And just so you know, I'm ok with jokes by friends etc.

A total stranger starting a thread making fun of you... that, I don't appreciate that very much.

 

However, I'm truly sorry that I'm not that accomodating as to have a total stranger start a thread to make fun of me to get posts requirements or whatever other reasons.

Thank you for your kind understanding on this in advance. Peace.

 

Sincerely,

Sexy!

 

 

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hug2.jpg     Sexyguy.
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Aww thanks Belle.... constant source of warmth to everyone.

BTW I miss you too.

Miss the good old days where everybody congregated together in limited servers.

 

And thank you dayton for taking the initiative to send a sincere apology via pm. Much appreciated.

 

Sexy!

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sexy guy's pick up line would probably go something like I could stand at the other end of the room and still f**k you up

You know how he likes to shoot from a distance( damn good with a sniper rifle)

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Ive personally used this one and got a number from a girl at petsmart.. was epic...

me-"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?"

woman-" uhh no?"

me-"Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Aaron can i have your number?"

woman" aww thats cute haha sure 618-xxx-xxxx"

 

i was shocked it worked hahah

IVE USED THAT ONE TOO!!!!

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OMG PrPleKusH :P.

And yeah, I think sexyguy likes men. He likes the brown starfish so much. :P.

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