3rdCdnInfty Posted June 12, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Share Posted June 12, 2011 A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
sabreeyes Posted June 12, 2011 Member ID: 1642 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 72 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 900 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 241 Achievement Points: 6952 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2016 Birthday: 07/30/1958 Share Posted June 12, 2011 lmao good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUDMAN Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 7013 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 4564 Achievement Points: 59193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 5 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 13, 2011 TFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 284 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18705 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 21093 Achievement Points: 137217 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 311 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 13, 2011 oldie but a goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Cough, cough, spit...Funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Good one bud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 525 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17291 Content Per Day: 3.21 Reputation: 42400 Achievement Points: 150153 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 684 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 13, 2011 that was good .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2011 Heheh......which reminds me.... A sailor, a nun and a parrot walk into a bar...the bartender says...."what is this...a fuckin' joke??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 deerejon Heheh......which reminds me.... A sailor, a nun and a parrot walk into a bar...the bartender says...."what is this...a fuckin' joke??" haha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted June 14, 2011 lmao, That is some good shit there I tell ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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