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To my friends who enjoy a glass of  wine...

And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop..

 

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification  process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine =  Health.

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!



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Posted

lol.. i feel like a drink now.. beer not water XD

 

mm maybe a new advert for Bud here?



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I'm switching. I'm having water. I feel like talking shit. LOLSurprised



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Posted

Then maybe I'd just better fill my wine glass up again.

 

Thanks for that information Happy.

 

Cheers

 



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when my dad was in the air force during the vietnam era...he was stationed in the philapenes.  (spelt that wrong i know) they told them that they couldnt drink the water or the soft drinks cause it would make em sick.....but the local beer was ok. cause it had a high alchol conent. and was safe.....so it was the only thing they drank :)



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Posted
HappyMike - Public Service !
To my friends who enjoy a glass of  wine...

And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop..

 

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification  process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine =  Health.

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

 so thats why so many people talk shit haha, eh Hxtr haha



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Posted

huh? oh yeah bump!


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