WolfTiS Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted October 9, 2011 An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was a the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’. ‘ I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.. If a boy is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him "You gonna try again!" Awards
Blackbart Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted October 9, 2011 LOL...Good1... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 9, 2011 Awards
Unchileno Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted October 9, 2011 you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Awards
Exe Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2905 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 985 Achievement Points: 17127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 15 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted October 9, 2011 But it's still good ahah Awards
WolfTiS Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Posted October 10, 2011 UnChileno you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Yes I am still around? Why, do you want me gone? Awards
SmokeN Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 2797 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 32 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 25, 2012 Birthday: 05/22/1980 Posted October 10, 2011 haha nice one
hxtr Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted October 10, 2011 hahhahahahaha that is so funny.. lol your going to try again... lol
Boomer Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Posted October 10, 2011 lmfao!
BattlewolF Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted October 10, 2011 Awards
TBB Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21131 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22831 Achievement Points: 151638 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 10, 2011 Still a good one! Awards
Ironeddie Posted October 24, 2011 Member ID: 2799 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 150 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 09/04/1963 Posted October 24, 2011 nice
RD Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Posted October 25, 2011 LMFAO
tsw 8.5 Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17597 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42685 Achievement Points: 152328 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted October 25, 2011 THAT WAS GOOD..DID SEE LOOK LIKE THIS I HOPE Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1215 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6564 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4443 Achievement Points: 63754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 25, 2011 WolfTiS UnChileno you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Yes I am still around? Why, do you want me gone? he just wants you Wolf! Lol! Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 25, 2011 Good one buddy Awards
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