WolfTiS Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted October 9, 2011 An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was a the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’. ‘ I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.. If a boy is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him "You gonna try again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted October 9, 2011 LOL...Good1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 9, 2011 you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted October 9, 2011 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 5 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2011 But it's still good ahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 UnChileno you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Yes I am still around? Why, do you want me gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SmokeN Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 2797 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 32 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 25, 2012 Birthday: 05/22/1980 Share Posted October 10, 2011 haha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2011 hahhahahahaha that is so funny.. lol your going to try again... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted October 10, 2011 lmfao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattlewolF Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 10, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18188 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20225 Achievement Points: 133287 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2011 Still a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ironeddie Posted October 24, 2011 Member ID: 2799 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 150 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 09/04/1963 Share Posted October 24, 2011 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RD Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted October 25, 2011 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17093 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42087 Achievement Points: 148623 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 25, 2011 THAT WAS GOOD..DID SEE LOOK LIKE THIS I HOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1199 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6527 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63430 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 3 minutes ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 25, 2011 WolfTiS UnChileno you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Yes I am still around? Why, do you want me gone? he just wants you Wolf! Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 25, 2011 Good one buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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