hxtr Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 18, 2012 Celebrate Dildoe's Can you just imagine being fucked by Bill Clinton? What a dildo that would make. Women would be flocking to the Dildo store to get one. Im thinking Shamu is interested... so just assume he is in. We can make millions. Imagine the Dildoes we could create. Forget the 18" crap... lets do the Frank Sinatra Dildo, or the Tom Cruse Dildo... wait he is a dildo... but it is not about me... much. It is about the women that will flock to this vibrating exhilarating device. Just need batteries, 110 outlet or car charger.. and you are ready to rock and roll. So anyone interested let me know. A perfect idea no matter what anyone says. FU Google!!!!!!!!! Your always looking for a better life, hxtr Shamu 1
Shamu Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted July 18, 2012 Celebrate Dildoe's hxtr I was interested until noting the grammatical error which caused a loss of confidence in the Hxtr the Entrepreneur. I became suspicious when I saw "Dildoes and not Dildo's. However, the idea has merit but Hxtr must not be allowed to draft any written advertizing. BeerGoat, Bogleg, coolmd and 2 others 5
RogueKill Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 26, 2024 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Device: Windows Posted July 18, 2012 Are you kiddin??? I'm investing my money in the OBAMA dildo---It gets HUGE in the sunlight and runs on Algae.!! Awards
hxtr Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 18, 2012 Celebrate Dildoe's hxtr I was interested until noting the grammatical error which caused a loss of confidence in the Hxtr the Entrepreneur. I became suspicious when I saw "Dildoes and not Dildo's. However, the idea has merit but Hxtr must not be allowed to draft any written advertizing. I have a great high Shamu..... give me a chance. Dont steal my idea. And for the Obama thingy.... was not trying to make this a political post as it will be moved or worse DELETED!!!!! lol Grey is watching you...... you radical! So how do you spell dildo? Mine just says Samsung... multispeed massage dick-device.
coolmd Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 2384 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1058 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 757 Achievement Points: 9390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2024 Birthday: 01/18/1966 Device: Windows Posted July 18, 2012 LMAO............ a damn good idea.........At least people can choose when to "fucked " by politicians...lol BeerGoat and -cracken- 2 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted July 18, 2012 Hey HXTR why not a MONICA LEWINSKY pocket mouth to go with the Clinton dildo? P!nk 1
hxtr Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 18, 2012 Hey HXTR why not a MONICA LEWINSKY pocket mouth to go with the Clinton dildo? hahahaha i think they make that one... let me check. lol Well did not find but would you want to stick your thing in here? A few jokes I can add... be with the Clinton Dildo.. i was thinking one version making it a cigar. That would be a hit with the ladies. Monica, Monica, Tell us the news. Between you and his wife, Who would he choose? As many preceded, Many will follow, Monica, Monica, Did you spit or swallow? Monica, Monica, Give us a treat. Is the President salty Or is the President sweet? He placed in your mouth, The Presidential seal, Monica, Monica, Say million dollar book deal, There's no guarantee though He'll last out his term, But Monica, Monica, That's a dollar a sperm. Hillary Clinton says, "Bill, now the press is saying you lent money to that Monica Lewinsky for plastic surgery." He says, "You see how they twist things? What I said was that I blew a wad on her face." I just heard that Monica is going to advertise for Jenny Craig (seriously, it was on CNN Headline News). I can hardly wait for the ads, where I can only assume that she is going to tell everyone that the secret to losing weight is not swallowing. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 U.S. leader One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out. "Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me, I will grant you one wish." "Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while, and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love handles." "Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of smoke...and her ears fell off. Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky/Walters Interview" (these really did air during the interview) 5. Victoria's Secret lingerie. 4. Burger King - featuring the song "It's My Party, and I'll Cry if I Want To." 3. Oral-B Deluxe. 2. A promo for the TV movie "Cleopatra," with the following voice-over: "When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world." 1. Maytag's Neptune washing machine - "It actually has the power to remove stains!" There once was a girl named Lewinsky, Who's goal was different than Kaczynski's, Her aim was to blow, So that no one would know, So she swallowed in order to convince thee. Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky? He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first. What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill finished first. How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the white House? He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. Did you hear about the release of a new Monica Lewinsky stamp? You don't have to lick it, it licks you. What did Bill Clinton claim he told Monica Lewinsky? I didn't tell her to lie in the deposition. I told her to lie in the position. Did you here Monica Lewinsky got a new job with a major tennis apparel and equipment company ? She now sells HEAD. Why did Lewinsky have an affair with Clinton? She wanted to get ahead in the world. What's the most truthful item on Monica Lewinsky's resume? Was on the Presidential Staff What did the FBI find in the pocket of Monica Lewinsky's dress? A Wad of Bills. Clinton's close friend and confidant Vernon Jordan testified that the only reason he assisted Monica Lewinsky in finding a new job was to help her get back on her feet again. What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common? They both blew the Big One. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky have definitely changed the definition of "An oval office de-briefing!" A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?" Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees." Clinton finally commented on Monica today, saying, "She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across!" What did Bill Clinton say when he was asked how having sex with his wife Hillary compared to having sex with Monica Lewinsky? He replied, "It's close but no cigar". What do you call an eight-day blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinsky. What do Lucille Ball and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They have both had intimate relations with a Cuban. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? One can't come clean and the other can't clean come. What do NASCAR and Monica L. have in common? They both have Dick Trickle! President Clinton plans to announce on Thursday that NASA is naming the first female commander of a space shuttle mission. "For her superior work servicing rockets both before and after blastoff, I am pleased to name Miss Monica Lewinsky ..." What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common? They both have slots that say "insert BILL here." What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer? Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the presidency. Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to sell her story? She said she will tell it blow by blow. What's Monica going to title her memoirs? "how to suckseed in the oval office without really trying." Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton? Monica swallowed the evidence. Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? She's Withholding evidence. Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill? Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face. What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN? Would that be a missionary position? What was the first thing Monica saw in government? The Executive Branch. What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? To get some dick in the White House, we merely voted. What did Monica say when she finally met Hillary? I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your husband down. JohnnyDos and Shamu 2
little_old_man Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted July 18, 2012 Normally I would say this is a pretty good idea, but many Americans feel like they've been getting ass raped by the White House for the last three years. I'm not sure if they could handle any more abuse from sitting or former presidents. Awards
TBB Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20573 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22609 Achievement Points: 148498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted July 18, 2012 I was all set to invest till I realized you didn't even mention the most importatnt dildo of all - "The Hxtr" hxtr 1 Awards
little_old_man Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted July 18, 2012 This one is advertised as "The Spanky" Awards
billyblade Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Posted July 18, 2012 i thought "dildo" was latin for I-tunes...........does that mean you own a shit load hx???? hxtr 1 Awards
Bogleg Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3928 Achievement Points: 26177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Posted July 18, 2012 The Hxtr version comes covered in poop, right? hxtr and P!nk 2 Awards
hxtr Posted July 18, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 18, 2012 my collection has nothing to do with this.. stay on topic fuckers!!!!!!!!!! lol hahahahaa
blackdogs1 Posted July 21, 2012 Member ID: 3560 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 38 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 30 Achievement Points: 384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/19/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 24, 2023 Birthday: 11/25/1962 Posted July 21, 2012 Have ya thought about gas powered ................................. and don't forget the mudflap's could get messy Awards
hxtr Posted July 21, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 21, 2012 Have ya thought about gas powered ................................. and don't forget the mudflap's could get messy yea but if your in the closet, you could suffocate. hahahhhaa humm will consider. A gas powered bill clinton.
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