WolfTiS Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted September 23, 2012 A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he replied. little_old_man, Blackbart, tsw 8.5 and 1 other 4 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted September 23, 2012 lol Awards
LtLaszlo Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9238 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 24521 Achievement Points: 95474 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted September 23, 2012 Haha! Good one Wolf! Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17540 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42644 Achievement Points: 151913 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 23, 2012 thats the truth dam phone..good one cuz Awards
Damage_inc- Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted September 23, 2012 that's funny ,thanks Awards
JohnnyDos Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 23, 2012 I'm sending this one to my friend who walks and baby sits dogs for a living.Good one Wolftis.
BattlewolF Posted September 23, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted September 23, 2012 Awards
Phoenix911 Posted September 24, 2012 Member ID: 3723 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 524 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 543 Achievement Points: 3686 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/14/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 09/17/1987 Device: Windows Posted September 24, 2012 lol, nice one. Awards
Hunter1948 Posted September 24, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted September 24, 2012 Now that was funny Wolf LMAO Awards
BeerGoat Posted September 25, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 04:31 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted September 25, 2012 Or the wee one waking up. WolfTiS 1 Awards
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