Kansas88 Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24, 2024 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Device: Windows Posted October 28, 2012 "Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blond shouts, "fire!!"" djMot, BigPapaDean, pancakes and 2 others 5 Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 96 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 28, 2012 :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr:
SGTDANKO Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted October 28, 2012 lol
Hunter1948 Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted October 28, 2012 Good one Awards
KaptCrunch Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5083 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 4350 Achievement Points: 40998 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 65 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 10 minutes ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted October 28, 2012 fixed Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, Fire!" Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 28, 2012 lol Awards
TBB Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21103 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22829 Achievement Points: 151493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 28, 2012 lol Awards
Merlin007 Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76765 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 08:51 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Posted October 28, 2012 HAHA. Good one. Awards
BeerGoat Posted October 29, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:40 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted October 29, 2012 Good one. Awards
Vicky Posted October 29, 2012 Member ID: 3830 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 92 Achievement Points: 1477 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/22/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2018 Birthday: 06/02/1996 Posted October 29, 2012 haha i like it (took me about 10 seconds to realise it though) pancakes 1 Awards
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