Unchileno Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Author Posted December 3, 2012 I don't even know what to say to that one...you lost me at carnal apple. Sorry..Ill make sure to break out dictionary for you next time..most of this are words we use in our every day life..When we try to translate them to English..it gets lost ..as your vocabulary is not as VAST as ours..SORRY .. Awards
Power! Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 3543 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 87 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 905 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 664 Achievement Points: 9085 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2024 Birthday: 07/09/1981 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Sorry I forget I was dealing with IDIOTS..No more LITERATURE for you bastardos.. hahahaha..................................................................... Awards
LordOfChaos Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted December 3, 2012 Chili.... you fakin ROCK dude!!! don't let these idiots get u down! that is one deep moment of prose... you have just made my hall of fame!!! You are the very first person to become a member of the LordOfChaos hall of Fame!!! Yep... folks you read it right ,... from here on forward.... I am now keep records of each monumental XI moment... and creating my very own hall of fame for all outstanding XI members who make an out of character ... and only I can decide who gets to be a member... and CHILI you are the first!!! dude... if you r serious about poetry... i got a couple for you that will really screw ur head on right!!! lol Do you like Leonard Cohen? he is now Canada's Poet Laurate... after Irving Leighton died a few yrs ago... now im gonna start a poetry thread... for all to post.. lets see how many idiots can actually read proper english lit... lmao!!! KillerKitty 1
Cross Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 3610 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 280 Achievement Points: 2410 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/21/1983 Posted December 3, 2012 maybe ill get a chance to write down some of my own poems i wrote KillerKitty 1 Awards
HarryWeezer Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Dear All: I regret to inform you that I have just received a call from his wife, that our friend and comrade UnChileno has been forcibly institutionalized at the Greater Toronto Insane Asylum for an indefinite period of treatment. He apparently became severely mentally unstable after drinking an imported Chilean concoction of cocoa and goat urine and ran around the house screaming that he was the reincarnation of some deranged Chilean poet who died of advanced syphilis. He is apparently scheduled for a lobotomy later today. StormCrow, JohnnyDos, Sonovabich and 2 others 5 Awards
Cross Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 3610 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 280 Achievement Points: 2410 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/21/1983 Posted December 3, 2012 hehe Awards
StormCrow Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Sorry I forget I was dealing with IDIOTS..No more LITERATURE for you bastardos..Pablo Neruda was one of the Influential poets of our time,, his work went beyond language barriers..Yes some get lost in translation..BUT..The point get across..which is to make a "LADY" feel wanted...He wont a NOVEL prize winner..They just dont give those away to any one you IDIOTS.. Love Sonnet XVII by Pablo Neruda I do not love you as if you were a salt rose, or topaz or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance, risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body. I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; So I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep. I STILL think it would be better if it was about an anal apple!! Awards
Sonovabich Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Chile just discovered his female side that's all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsuexP6xqL4&playnext=1&list=PLDECDE78E6FB86C21&feature=results_main StormCrow 1
Tball Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Posted December 3, 2012 I think your lost in translation
KillerKitty Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Posted December 3, 2012 ok, i have to admit, i love poetry, i will never be able to write such things, but some really rock. come on guys, u r just jealous make it an competition now.... post ur best poems.... and plz nice ones, no ugly ones....lol Awards
Bogleg Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3928 Achievement Points: 26177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 I see your Neruda, and raise you one cummings: she being Brand she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff I was careful of her and (having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O. K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her up,slipped the clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell) next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my lev-er Right- oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice,good (it was the first ride and believe I we was happy to see how nice and acted right up to the last minute coming back down by the Public Gardens I slammed on the internalexpanding & externalcontracting breaks Bothatonce and brought allofher tremB -ling to a:dead. stand- ;Still) Awards
Sonovabich Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Ooogy wawa...Through me teeth and round my gums look out belly here it comes. KillerKitty 1
HarryWeezer Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 A lovely young lady named Jill; Used a dynamite stick for a thrill. They found her vagina in South Carolina and parts of her tits in Brazil. Vicky, Sonovabich and Bogleg 3 Awards
StormCrow Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 I see your Neruda, and raise you one cummings: she being Brand she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff I was careful of her and (having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O. K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her up,slipped the clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell) next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my lev-er Right- oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice,good (it was the first ride and believe I we was happy to see how nice and acted right up to the last minute coming back down by the Public Gardens I slammed on the internalexpanding & externalcontracting breaks Bothatonce and brought allofher tremB -ling to a:dead. stand- ;Still) I See your Cummings and raise you a Clay Hickory Dickory Dock.... Awards
StormCrow Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Total hijacking of Chiles thread... loving it!!!!! FU Chile! Awards
Unchileno Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Author Posted December 3, 2012 Total hijacking of Chiles thread... loving it!!!!! FU Chile! StormCrow and Bogleg 2 Awards
kovut Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 3326 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 144 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 1161 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/30/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8 Birthday: 02/10/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 Best post I've read for ages it had me in stitches the more I read :laughing: :laughing: Unchileno 1 Awards
Tball Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Posted December 3, 2012 Bogleg, JohnnyDos and StormCrow 3
TheLastColdBeer Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted December 3, 2012 ummmm, yeah. Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds. ummmm, yeah. Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds. Yeah thats what the guy with money would say..Do you drive a sports car too? Yep, got a boat, corvette, BMW motorcycles, beautiful home, and married a lovely lady who is also a PharmD. And we earned it all ourselves. Aiin't got nuthin' to apologize for. BTW Chile, just having fun. I really enjoy the poetry, don't let our friendly idiots get under yo' skin. Unchileno 1 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted December 3, 2012 (edited) Now this i understand There Was An Old Woman There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a bird, How absurd! to swallow a bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cat, Imagine that! to swallow a cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a dog, What a hog! to swallow a dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a goat, Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, She's dead—of course! Wow, that took a tiny infinity to read, looks like you like women who swallow , lol good one Edited December 3, 2012 by Joe Canadian Awards
Joe Canadian Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted December 3, 2012 ummmm, yeah. Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds. ummmm, yeah. Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds. Yeah thats what the guy with money would say..Do you drive a sports car too? Yep, got a boat, corvette, BMW motorcycles, beautiful home, and married a lovely lady who is also a PharmD. And we earned it all ourselves. Aiin't got nuthin' to apologize for. BTW Chile, just having fun. I really enjoy the poetry, don't let our friendly idiots get under yo' skin. I've heard they are having a diamond sale at Walmart beer, ends tonight so you better rush lol Awards
SexPanther Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 1510 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 613 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 774 Achievement Points: 5333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21 Birthday: 06/03/1987 Device: iPhone Posted December 3, 2012 I thought this was better Chili... Bingo Boy C4 in hand, Boy gaming, dark room, Sweet smell of cannabis, Body Oder, and mashed potatoes. Is that a penis or a vagina between your pillars? What primal night does Chili touch with his senses? Ay, Love is a journey through fuck you’s and eating cocks, through the suffocation during foreplay, sharp tempest of grain: Love is like Call of Duty, And two boys ruined by a single drop of sweat. Blow by blow he runs down that line of men. His ass, his mouth, his hands, All ready to go, ready for you all to feel his grip. Precipitate all over him to be, and nothing but a light in the dark. SEXPANTHER>XI< Bogleg and Unchileno 2 Awards
Bogleg Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3928 Achievement Points: 26177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 lol Awards
HarryWeezer Posted December 3, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2012 I thought this was better Chili... Bingo Boy C4 in hand, Boy gaming, dark room, Sweet smell of cannabis, Body Oder, and mashed potatoes. Is that a penis or a vagina between your pillars? What primal night does Chili touch with his senses? Ay, Love is a journey through fuck you’s and eating cocks, through the suffocation during foreplay, sharp tempest of grain: Love is like Call of Duty, And two boys ruined by a single drop of sweat. Blow by blow he runs down that line of men. His ass, his mouth, his hands, All ready to go, ready for you all to feel his grip. Precipitate all over him to be, and nothing but a light in the dark. SEXPANTHER>XI< Somebody else also needs serious intervention... vipersniper 1 Awards
SexPanther Posted December 4, 2012 Member ID: 1510 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 613 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 774 Achievement Points: 5333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21 Birthday: 06/03/1987 Device: iPhone Posted December 4, 2012 I thought this was better Chili... Bingo Boy C4 in hand, Boy gaming, dark room, Sweet smell of cannabis, Body Oder, and mashed potatoes. Is that a penis or a vagina between your pillars? What primal night does Chili touch with his senses? Ay, Love is a journey through fuck you’s and eating cocks, through the suffocation during foreplay, sharp tempest of grain: Love is like Call of Duty, And two boys ruined by a single drop of sweat. Blow by blow he runs down that line of men. His ass, his mouth, his hands, All ready to go, ready for you all to feel his grip. Precipitate all over him to be, and nothing but a light in the dark. SEXPANTHER>XI< Somebody else also needs serious intervention... This was a SERIOUS JOKE... Awards
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