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:blink: I don't even know what to say to that one...you lost me at carnal apple.

 

Sorry..Ill make sure to break out dictionary for you next time..most of this are words we use in our every day life..When we try to translate them to English..it gets lost ..as your vocabulary is not as VAST as ours..SORRY ..



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Sorry I forget I was dealing with IDIOTS..No more LITERATURE for you bastardos..

 

hahahaha.....................................................................



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Chili.... you fakin ROCK dude!!! don't let these idiots get u down! that is one deep moment of prose... you have just made my hall of fame!!!

 

You are the very first person to become a member of the LordOfChaos hall of Fame!!! Yep... folks you read it right ,... from here on forward.... I am now keep records of each monumental XI moment... and creating my very own hall of fame for all outstanding XI members who make an out of character ... and only I can decide who gets to be a member... and CHILI you are the first!!!

 

dude... if you r serious about poetry... i got a couple for you that will really screw ur head on right!!! lol

 

Do you like Leonard Cohen? he is now Canada's Poet Laurate... after Irving Leighton died a few yrs ago... now im gonna start a poetry thread... for all to post.. lets see how many idiots can actually read proper english lit... lmao!!! :rtfm:



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maybe ill get a chance to write down some of my own poems i wrote



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Dear All:

 

I regret to inform you that I have just received a call from his wife, that our friend and comrade UnChileno has been forcibly institutionalized at the Greater Toronto Insane Asylum for an indefinite period of treatment. He apparently became severely mentally unstable after drinking an imported Chilean concoction of cocoa and goat urine and ran around the house screaming that he was the reincarnation of some deranged Chilean poet who died of advanced syphilis. He is apparently scheduled for a lobotomy later today.



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hehe



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Sorry I forget I was dealing with IDIOTS..No more LITERATURE for you bastardos..Pablo Neruda was one of the Influential poets of our time,, his work went beyond language barriers..Yes some get lost in translation..BUT..The point get across..which is to make a "LADY" feel wanted...He wont a NOVEL prize winner..They just dont give those away to any one you IDIOTS..

 

 

Love Sonnet XVII by Pablo Neruda

 

I do not love you as if you were a salt rose, or topaz

or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,

in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

 

I love you as the plant that never blooms

but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;

thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,

risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

 

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.

I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;

So I love you because I know no other way

 

than this: where I does not exist, nor you,

so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,

so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.

 

 

 

 

I STILL think it would be better if it was about an anal apple!!



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I think your lost in translation :ouch:



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ok, i have to admit, i love poetry, i will never be able to write such things, but some really rock.

come on guys, u r just jealous ;)

make it an competition now.... post ur best poems.... and plz nice ones, no ugly ones....lol



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I see your Neruda, and raise you one cummings:

 

she being Brand

she being Brand

-new;and you

know consequently a

little stiff I was

careful of her and (having

thoroughly oiled the universal

joint tested my gas felt of

her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the

clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she

kicked what

the hell) next

minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-

oh and her gears being in

A 1 shape passed

from low through

second-in-to-high like

greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

(it

was the first ride and believe I we was

happy to see how nice and acted right up to

the last minute coming back down by the Public

Gardens I slammed on

the

internalexpanding

&

externalcontracting

breaks Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB

-ling

to a:dead.

stand-

;Still)



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Ooogy wawa...Through me teeth and round my gums look out belly here it comes. :w00t:



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A lovely young lady named Jill;

Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.

They found her vagina in South Carolina and parts of her tits in Brazil.



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I see your Neruda, and raise you one cummings:

 

she being Brand

she being Brand

-new;and you

know consequently a

little stiff I was

careful of her and (having

thoroughly oiled the universal

joint tested my gas felt of

her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the

clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she

kicked what

the hell) next

minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-

oh and her gears being in

A 1 shape passed

from low through

second-in-to-high like

greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

(it

was the first ride and believe I we was

happy to see how nice and acted right up to

the last minute coming back down by the Public

Gardens I slammed on

the

internalexpanding

&

externalcontracting

breaks Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB

-ling

to a:dead.

stand-

;Still)

 

I See your Cummings and raise you a Clay

 

 

 

Hickory Dickory Dock....



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Total hijacking of Chiles thread... loving it!!!!! FU Chile!



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Total hijacking of Chiles thread... loving it!!!!! FU Chile!

 

50bcc217f0b56_81043873.jpg



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Best post I've read for ages it had me in stitches the more I read :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



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ummmm, yeah. :question: Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds.

ummmm, yeah. :question: Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds.

 

Yeah thats what the guy with money would say..Do you drive a sports car too?

 

50bccaa1178c0_JedClampett.jpg

Yep, got a boat, corvette, BMW motorcycles, beautiful home, and married a lovely lady who is also a PharmD. And we earned it all ourselves. Aiin't got nuthin' to apologize for. BTW Chile, just having fun. I really enjoy the poetry, don't let our friendly idiots get under yo' skin.



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Posted (edited)

Now this i understand

There Was An Old Woman

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,

How absurd! to swallow a bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,

Imagine that! to swallow a cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,

What a hog! to swallow a dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,

Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,

I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,

She's dead—of course! :rofl:

 

 

Wow, that took a tiny infinity to read, looks like you like women who swallow , lol good one

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ummmm, yeah. :question: Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds.

ummmm, yeah. :question: Guess my thoughts are too shallow to follow this one. Had much better luck w/dinner, wine, & pretty diamonds.

 

Yeah thats what the guy with money would say..Do you drive a sports car too?

 

50bccaa1178c0_JedClampett.jpg

Yep, got a boat, corvette, BMW motorcycles, beautiful home, and married a lovely lady who is also a PharmD. And we earned it all ourselves. Aiin't got nuthin' to apologize for. BTW Chile, just having fun. I really enjoy the poetry, don't let our friendly idiots get under yo' skin.

 

I've heard they are having a diamond sale at Walmart beer, ends tonight so you better rush lol



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I thought this was better Chili...

 

Bingo Boy

 

C4 in hand, Boy gaming, dark room,

Sweet smell of cannabis, Body Oder, and mashed potatoes. Is that a penis or a vagina between your pillars? What primal night does Chili touch with his senses?

Ay, Love is a journey through fuck you’s and eating cocks, through the suffocation during foreplay, sharp tempest of grain:

Love is like Call of Duty,

And two boys ruined by a single drop of sweat.

Blow by blow he runs down that line of men.

His ass, his mouth, his hands,

All ready to go, ready for you all to feel his grip.

Precipitate all over him to be, and nothing but a light in the dark.

SEXPANTHER>XI<



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I thought this was better Chili...

 

Bingo Boy

 

C4 in hand, Boy gaming, dark room,

Sweet smell of cannabis, Body Oder, and mashed potatoes. Is that a penis or a vagina between your pillars? What primal night does Chili touch with his senses?

Ay, Love is a journey through fuck you’s and eating cocks, through the suffocation during foreplay, sharp tempest of grain:

Love is like Call of Duty,

And two boys ruined by a single drop of sweat.

Blow by blow he runs down that line of men.

His ass, his mouth, his hands,

All ready to go, ready for you all to feel his grip.

Precipitate all over him to be, and nothing but a light in the dark.

 

SEXPANTHER>XI<

 

Somebody else also needs serious intervention...



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Posted

I thought this was better Chili...

 

Bingo Boy

 

C4 in hand, Boy gaming, dark room,

Sweet smell of cannabis, Body Oder, and mashed potatoes. Is that a penis or a vagina between your pillars? What primal night does Chili touch with his senses?

Ay, Love is a journey through fuck you’s and eating cocks, through the suffocation during foreplay, sharp tempest of grain:

Love is like Call of Duty,

And two boys ruined by a single drop of sweat.

Blow by blow he runs down that line of men.

His ass, his mouth, his hands,

All ready to go, ready for you all to feel his grip.

Precipitate all over him to be, and nothing but a light in the dark.

 

SEXPANTHER>XI<

 

Somebody else also needs serious intervention...

 

 

This was a SERIOUS JOKE...


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