Sonovabich Posted February 25, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2013 I had to go to the Doctors today i have been suffering with (the farmer giles) Piles since September, 22 years ago i had to have an injection in them but i'm pleased to announce that in the year 2013 they have made a fantastic medical breakthrough in easing the symptoms of piles, it seems in the near future i will have to go to Hospital and have an elastic band wrapped around my farmers which will stop the blood flow and the vein will (in theory) die and i will be cured, an elastic band i wonder which bright spark came up with that one, i don't know if this is the new cure or maybe in these lean times we live our NHS can maybe only afford elastic bands......i can't wait to get my farmers strangled bet it's bloody painful.
Bama Posted February 25, 2013 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4445 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3, 2024 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2013 I know that my father-in-law said if he knew it would hurt so much, he probably wouldn't have had it done. I am sure he feels differently now that it is over with though. Living with that pain is awful. Awards
Sonovabich Posted February 26, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Author Posted February 26, 2013 I know that my father-in-law said if he knew it would hurt so much, he probably wouldn't have had it done. I am sure he feels differently now that it is over with though. Living with that pain is awful. Aw Bama you just confirmed my fears, i have been having kittens thinking about this, i thought there might be some pain but was hoping it wouldn't be more painful than the actual piles, i have a cousin who is a nursing sister at a local hospital i think i need to speak to her about exactly what happens, i am having nightmares about these big hairy hands up my bumhole and possibly being awake when this is happening too.
JohnnyDos Posted February 26, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 26, 2013 Just in case SOB.I know it's not funny but I know you can take a (pile) of jokes and ribbing.I hope. Sonovabich and deerejon 2
Sonovabich Posted February 26, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Author Posted February 26, 2013 Just in case SOB.I know it's not funny but I know you can take a (pile) of jokes and ribbing.I hope. :shok:
PingLo Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 1103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1977 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1122 Achievement Points: 15642 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2013 Birthday: 01/01/2012 Posted February 27, 2013 I thought they just did this now: Olive, Sonovabich and JohnnyDos 3
JohnnyDos Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) I thought they just did this now: See SOB always get a second opinion.LOL.with PingLo's option I think you will get less" Rectal Flare Up." Edited February 27, 2013 by JohnnyDos PingLo 1
NITRO Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 1095 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: iPhone Posted February 27, 2013 oh heck, good luck with that SOB! I hope its a walk in the park Awards
Sonovabich Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Author Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) I thought they just did this now: I am sick of stuffing all this gunk up my bumhole, it never works, i even tried Suppository's, even failed with them, i shoved them up but they come flying back out like bloody torpedo's Edited February 27, 2013 by Sonovabich
Unchileno Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted February 27, 2013 I thought they just did this now: I am sick of stuffing all this gunk up my bumhole, it never works, i even tried Suppository's, even failed with them, i shoved them up but they come flying back out like bloody torpedo's SURE..We all believe that 1... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 27, 2013 Just trying to enjoy my morning cereal reading this conversation. Rather, I WAS trying. Not hungry now. Good luck SOB... Sonovabich and DEEJAYKEG 2 Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted February 27, 2013 I had to go to the Doctors today i have been suffering with (the farmer giles) Piles since September, 22 years ago i had to have an injection in them but i'm pleased to announce that in the year 2013 they have made a fantastic medical breakthrough in easing the symptoms of piles, it seems in the near future i will have to go to Hospital and have an elastic band wrapped around my farmers which will stop the blood flow and the vein will (in theory) die and i will be cured, an elastic band i wonder which bright spark came up with that one, i don't know if this is the new cure or maybe in these lean times we live our NHS can maybe only afford elastic bands......i can't wait to get my farmers strangled bet it's bloody painful. You have my sympathies, mate, as I went through hell with them, myself, many years back. The banding is not a new technique and could be a darned sight less painful than conventional surgery down there. Hope your discomfort will soon be over. Sonovabich 1 Awards
Sonovabich Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Author Posted February 27, 2013 I thought they just did this now: I am sick of stuffing all this gunk up my bumhole, it never works, i even tried Suppository's, even failed with them, i shoved them up but they come flying back out like bloody torpedo's SURE..We all believe that 1... Your only jealous
Boomer Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Posted February 27, 2013 oh heck, good luck with that SOB! I hope its a walk in the park I think its the big hairy hands up his bum hes so excited about :hrhr: Nah really I hope it all turns out ok for you! Sonovabich 1
Sonovabich Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Author Posted February 27, 2013 I read that you can inherit piles from your parents....just my luck i thought i was getting a house Boomer and JohnnyDos 2
Boomer Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Posted February 27, 2013 I read that you can inherit piles from your parents....just my luck i thought i was getting a house omg hahahaha
Boomer Posted February 27, 2013 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Posted February 27, 2013 Just trying to enjoy my morning cereal reading this conversation. Rather, I WAS trying. Not hungry now. Good luck SOB... YUM YUM Sugar POPS
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