widowmaker Posted July 11, 2013 Member ID: 632 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 197 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1762 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 18213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/30/1977 Share Posted July 11, 2013 “I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.She fainted.” blk_plague, sabreeyes, JohnnyDos and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spirit Posted July 11, 2013 Member ID: 8277 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 30 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 206 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 275 Achievement Points: 2099 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/03/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2015 Birthday: 09/13/1980 Share Posted July 11, 2013 you are watch very much porn??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtLaszlo Posted July 11, 2013 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9155 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24334 Achievement Points: 94312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 316 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 11:51 PM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted July 11, 2013 LOL! Saw that punch line coming! Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spirit Posted July 11, 2013 Member ID: 8277 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 30 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 206 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 275 Achievement Points: 2099 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/03/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2015 Birthday: 09/13/1980 Share Posted July 11, 2013 it was not pharmacy, for sure you mistake go sexshop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 11, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20277 Achievement Points: 133545 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 11, 2013 lol - good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bexx Posted July 11, 2013 Member ID: 15115 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 53 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 76 Achievement Points: 572 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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