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1. People asking you to say ‘aboot ‘ for them.

2. Having roads in our potholes.

3. Accidentally setting your keyboard to French and not realizing for the longest time.

4. When I Travel Abroad, Locals Think I’m American.

5. When I Type '?,' It Comes Out As 'É'

6. Constantly getting duds when it’s roll up the rim season.

7. Uses Canadian Spelling... Gets Corrected By U.S. Spell-Checker.

8. Asks For A Double-Double... U.S. Cashier Doesn't Understand.

9. Paid $1.98 Charge With A Toonie... Got No Change.

10. Shipping with the US: free. Shipping internationally: 3 BILLION DOLLARS.

11. Panicking at the scent of burnt toast.

12. Just Got Netflix... U.S. Selection Is WAY Better.

13. If you pronounce the second 't' in Toronto, you obviously don't live in Toronto.

14. Tim Horton's withdrawel while abroad.

15. Wearing heavy-duty winter boots to school and looking like a hoser all day.

16. 3 second milk ads that leave you wondering what just happened.

17. Being asked if you ski to work.

18. Your international friends and family visit the other side of Canada but still expect to see you.

19. Wildly overestimating the price with tax, just to be safe.

20. Travelling to England means that half of your luggage is filled with plug adapters.

21. Ooh, 15 cents. That's really helpful Canadian Tire.

22. "I have a friend named ______ in Vancouver, do you know them?" 

23. Salt stains on everything in the winter.

24. Fahrenheit is a confusing and impenetrable mystery.

25. Need to fake an American zip code because there isn’t a postal code box.

26. "And remember class, it must be by a Canadian."

27. The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face.

28. Having to take your mitts off in the winter to text someone back.

29. "What's your background?" I'm Canadian. "no, before that."

30. The calories in poutine. Seriously, the stuff tastes like heaven.

 



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31. Having to explain why we let Pete live in Canada!

 

32. Having to explain why we let Joe C. live in Canada!

 

33. Explaining why we  are having a Hxtr doesn't live in Canada party!



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The title is true, I don't get most of them.

 

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lol..yup soo true..especially   22. "I have a friend named ______ in Vancouver, do you know them?" ....  

We are the second largest country (in total area) in the world..i get this one all the time..and it would take me 53hrs and 5667Kms (3521 miles) to get to Vancouver  :stuart:  :wallbash:  :clap:

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I don't think you have the Monopoly on Roads in your Potholes, you should come to the UK and see the disasters they call roads here.



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I don't think you have the Monopoly on Roads in your Potholes, you should come to the UK and see the disasters they call roads here.

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7. Uses Canadian Spelling... Gets Corrected By U.S. Spell-Checker.

Damn your entire country can't spell? I don't feel so band now. :) lol jk

 

Shit they can't spell? I never herd a silent "t" before. But I will use the correct pronunciation so I don't  sound like I am from Texas. Plus the person that tells me I pronounced it wrong I get to plain why and teach them something. . 

 

3. Accidentally setting your keyboard to French and not realizing for the longest time.

This one is good... that would completely mess me up. If i have to know both... my poor dyslectic head would explode. 

 

24. Fahrenheit is a confusing and impenetrable mystery.

Tell me about it. I still have a hard time comparing the two. It is a bit like metric and standard. I HATE THE STANDARD VERSION. Metrics is way more easy.
The only thing is.. fahrenheit the scale is a bit more exact. Meaning for every on degree F it is like half if C. 

 

The metric system is the easiest standard to learn. 0 1 2 3 4 5 you know easy.

 

 

BTW FU TBB.... but that was good. When I read why we let Pete live in Canada... ARE YOU MAD!!!!!!!!! please make him stay!!! lol


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