JohnnyDos Posted August 24, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 24, 2015 So, I was walking throughthe mall in Chicago andI saw that there was a "MuslimBook Store." I was wonderingwhat exactly was in a Muslimbookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering aroundtaking a look, the clerk stoppedme and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like hisnormal clientele, so I asked,"Do you have a copy ofDonald Trump's book on his U.S.Immigration Policy regardingMuslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get outand stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do youhave it in paperback?" Sammy, Unchileno, codpiece and 14 others 17
Sammy Posted August 24, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2015 Thats Donald. And of course he doesnt have a clue what to do when they say no. The Donald isnt used to people telling him no and doesnt like it. Awards
TBB Posted August 24, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20613 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22611 Achievement Points: 148709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 398 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 3 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2015 lmao Awards
BUDMAN Posted August 24, 2015 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7110 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4649 Achievement Points: 60475 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Posted August 24, 2015 lmao Thanks for sharing Awards
Spartacus Posted August 24, 2015 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2015 So, I was walking through the mall in Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?" The joke should have included that a Muslim bookstore might only sell one book that's Legal under Sharia Law (So the shelves would be empty otherwise)..... That One Book would be The Quran!!! TBB and Trailrtrash 2 Awards
Spartacus Posted August 25, 2015 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted August 25, 2015 How about a Cheese Shop that has no cheese? Awards
hxtr Posted August 25, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 25, 2015 hahahahaahahha
Mule Posted August 26, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted August 26, 2015 Nice one LMAO! Awards
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