Sonovabich Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 03:05 PM Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!' Edited October 9, 2015 by Sonovabich ROADKillXI, eidolonFIRE, TBB and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1079 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6676 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 lmfao. awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20279 Achievement Points: 133547 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 that one is always funny..n1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 Oh man. Now thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1076 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8450 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7333 Achievement Points: 75097 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 51 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2015 Lol. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KTWEST Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 242 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 202 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 33 Achievement Points: 1256 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Birthday: 08/17/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2015 That was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
billyblade Posted October 11, 2015 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted October 11, 2015 hmmmmmmmm......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 11, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20279 Achievement Points: 133547 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 11, 2015 That's @@hxtr brother Darel and his other brother Darel! Sonovabich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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