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Posted (edited)

All that SHIT(literally) he found along the side of his new ornament! Then he decided to....

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get some glue to try to re attach his member to his



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but instead of attaching the member he started sniffing the glue! Well then he thought the member was a.......



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three headed @@Mule and since it was Super Glue he only thought he was getting high.

So Rugger attaches.. put on his cap and flys over XI Land searching for...



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and then he finds it.  And once again tries to go on a beer run but cant find his truck.  He begins to think it was stolen by HXTR so he calls SittingDuc



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Who ends up breaking the fucking thing and decides he will go get Rugger a mechanical member and weld it on him. Well Rugger said....



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   The next morning, Rugger awoke to find a mechanical dick super glued to his balls and when he pulled the sheets back, to his horror he saw...



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Chile going down on him bobbing his head up and down. Rugger grabs a...



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half bottle of Budwieser and breaks the bottle on Chile's head, causing him to involuntarily clench his teeth and bite the newly glued on mechanical member off.  Chile spits the member on to the floor and says "



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This happens every damn time but i have to say...



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Chile unaware his pants are down to his ankles bend over when all the sudden....



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here comes one of the camels TBB ordered with his member swinging back and forth and he was so excited to see Chile bent over he stumbled and......



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fell and smashes his head on the edge of the nightstang causing Rugger to leap out of bed and grab his 9mm and



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with one thought as he finished his job! Now if only TBB's damned camel would copulate all over .....



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get hxtr to hump in the sack with Rugger and his 9mm with Chlie laying face down in camel shit.... to find out



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Posted (edited)

the dry camel testicles with aphodisiac properties he had purchased as a Christmas present for @@TBB so he could get a boner after 35 or so years and bang his gay neighbor

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Posted (edited)

That didn't work out and  @@TBB was forced to stand at the receiving end, which he enjoyed, to say the least a GREAT deal.  In the meantime @@Ruggerxi was getting pretty hungry so he decided to text @@hxtr hoping he would cook a fresh batch of his famous pinto chili bean recipe for him  but...

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