HarryWeezer Posted November 24, 2015 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7653 Content Per Day: 1.97 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53668 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:23 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) (It's been a bit since we've done one of these and so here we go. Add only a sentence to what's already there and try to stick to a Christmas theme.) It was a cold winter's night in XI land when Rugger, returning from an all-nighter, stopped before he went into the house to take a piss in the snow. But as he whipped it out, Edited November 24, 2015 by HarryWeezer FRENCHI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 25, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18202 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20242 Achievement Points: 133395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 268 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2015 He realized @@hxtr had taken it to hang on his Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted November 25, 2015 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) "DAMN YOU HXTR!", he yelled. He then pissed everywhere like an uncontrollable fire hose. Edited November 25, 2015 by HellTigris hxtr and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted November 25, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2015 I was hiding behind the three and seen Rugger's uncontrolled leak.. I grab the penornament and.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryWeezer Posted November 25, 2015 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7653 Content Per Day: 1.97 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53668 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:23 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 The story, so far... It was a cold winter's night in XI land when Rugger, returning from an all-nighter, stopped before he went into the house to take a piss in the snow. But as he whipped it out, he realized that Hxtr had taken it to hang on his Christmas Tree. "Damn you Hxtr," he yelled, pissing everywhere like an unctrollable firehouse. Hxtr was hiding behind the tree and saw Rugger's uncontrolled leak. He grabbed an ornament and quickly shoved it up Rugger's ass to halt the stream. Meanwhile, hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted November 25, 2015 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3340 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2599 Achievement Points: 33720 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2015 Wildthing was freezing and decided to poke fire to get some heat into his very cold ......................... hands Stringer and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2015 When with a surprise he screamed, "Why is there blood on my hands?" hxtr, TBB and Stringer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted November 27, 2015 He then realized it was ass blood from Rugger's ass all over his hands. hxtr, TBB and Stringer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Stringer Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 22266 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 176 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1112 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 588 Achievement Points: 9330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/30/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 07/24/1988 Share Posted November 27, 2015 So he pulled the ornament out of rugger ass to wash his hands off. But.. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PainKiller Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2017 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 2490 Achievement Points: 16710 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 As he did, Hxtr took the ornament and stuck it up Wildthings ass TBB and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 Wild thing screamed, "OH GOD THAT FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD! I WANT MORE!" hxtr and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PainKiller Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2017 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 2490 Achievement Points: 16710 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 Rugger turned around to see who was shouting so loudly only to come face to face with... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3340 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2599 Achievement Points: 33720 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 SOB dressed as the Christmas Fairy doing ........ hxtr, TBB and BigPapaDean 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18202 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20242 Achievement Points: 133395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 268 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 unspeakable things to himself while holding a Santa Claus (BPD look alike) doll in his hand while shouting ........ BigPapaDean and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 Then to his surprise the doll comes alive with big long fangs dripping with...... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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baldie Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3340 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2599 Achievement Points: 33720 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 Fell Backwards and tripped over Olive lying passed out on the floor after drinking too much....... hxtr, Olive and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PainKiller Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2017 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 2490 Achievement Points: 16710 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 Of Pete's home brewered beer. Fortunately... hxtr, PimpedOutPete and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3340 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2599 Achievement Points: 33720 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 EDD THE DUCK dressed as an Elf was at hand to jump to Ruggers aid but then...... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 28, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18202 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20242 Achievement Points: 133395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 268 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 28, 2015 decided to star in Hxtr's home gay porn movie hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 28, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 28, 2015 But when he tried out he found he was much to tall because there was a misprint on the add for try outs! Then he decided to..... hxtr and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted November 29, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2015 Go into the COD2 server and recruit some help. I find Ted and Blackbart picking on... BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PainKiller Posted November 29, 2015 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2017 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 2490 Achievement Points: 16710 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2015 His own sick after falling over drunk and collapsing next to... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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