hxtr Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 I will go first. Back in 1990 I was in the Coast Guard and we were sailing to Guam which took 3 months from New Orleans. So one stop of many we get to Mazatlan Mexico. So the first or second day out of 3 we go out. We get to this one bar that is on the beach and wide open with beacher surrounding the huge rectangle bar.Later in the evening it really picked up and everyone was dancing on the bar.. everywhere. They were serving free trash can punch and I was feeling it. So I am leaning on the bar just watching everyone dance away fucked up why I was leaning on the bar. This girl comes up to Troy our Gunners-mate on the ship and asks him if he wants to dance. He is on the bar dancing right next to me. He goes.. sorry I am with someone. I say to her.. I'lll dance. What I was thinking I will try to dance. She goes.. "Great."We danced for about 5 minutes and we started kissing and we did not stop. Locked lips for I have no idea how long. People were walking by rooting us on high fiveing me. So the night goes on and and we are still kissing and her friends come over and say time to go. So she is leaving and I say.. "Can I walk with ya?" "Sure", she replied. Her fiends from work were like.. oh boy.We then go walking and we ditch her friends pretty quick and go for a long walk on the beach. As walking on the beach we decide to find a place to lay down. Tried the rocks cove thingy that sticks out in the Ocean but too rocky. We go beside it in front of a Hotel and right on the beach. We are laying there kissing fondling and I jump on her. We go at it for a while as we are facing away from the water.So a bit into to I feel something grab my junk and pull down but I thought for sure it was a crab that just garbed my junk. My pants half off or on I jump off her and see this bum with a bag of cans.. and he jumps up starts to run with his bag of cans.. she is freaked out like I am but shy just says on the ground watching. I am laughing my ass off by this time and I chase him. I run and pull one of them wood cage things that support a new tree... over the tree and chunk it at him hitting him but doing no damage what so ever.I go back and we lay there laughing for a long bit. I say.. he lets go finish are your place. So we go to her room all quiet because her friends are sleeping. We go on the patio and go at it.. then talk for the rest of the night. One of them night you never want end. Turns out she is married... cool.. and she lives close to San Diego Califorinia our next stop for a month for training. She tells me to call her when we get to port.Now she is like 30 something and I am 20. I give her a call and we set a time to meet. She picks me up and we go to the Zoo and hang out all day. Bad ass day. We get a room and spend the night together. Another good evening.Then out next stop was going to be Hawaii. Her husband had some reason he was to be there and about the same time we were to be there. We are both excited we might see again... and as we got close to Hawaii and I am real excited. Plus I left my camera in her truck that had some good pictures. I get to port and I missed her by one day. I called her in Hawaii... we talk.. I tell her when I get to Guam I will contact her but I let it go. Let her have my pictures to remember me by. Damage_inc-, Icequeen, NumNutz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132914 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2015 My secret - I actually read Hxtr's entire post - boy am I an >IDIOT< Burt(XI), L!ckALotAPus, Gatorgirl and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BiG CheesE Posted November 27, 2015 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:53 AM Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Share Posted November 27, 2015 I killed 3 people #keepyourmouthsshut welchsgrapejuice and NumNutz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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little_old_man Posted November 28, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Loader was born a woman. Sorry bro, I had to tell somebody. TBB, bds1961 and KingStinger! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted November 28, 2015 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6417 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6494 Achievement Points: 54337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:37 PM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted November 28, 2015 Loader was born a woman. Sorry bro, I had to tell somebody. Iffffff true You would be the 1st one I would have eat me with 610 more in line behind you NOT to mention the 7210 user,s that would follow ... Yes I would be the XI slut But thats me the whore I would be bds1961, little_old_man, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted November 28, 2015 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted November 28, 2015 No secrets here. Just don't look in the trunk of my car. TBB and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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