JohnnyDos Posted April 21, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted April 21, 2016 : Shut up wife>>>> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I> clocked you at 80miles per hour,sir .">>> The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at> 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.">>>> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly,> dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control">>> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife> and growls,>> "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?">>> The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful> your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been> higher.">>> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar> detector unit , the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched> teeth,>> "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?">>> The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing> your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine. '>>> The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I> took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out> of my back pocket. '>>> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have> your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.">>> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver> turns to his wife and barks, ‘WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?? '>>> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always> talk to you this way, Ma'am? ">>> I love this part.......>>> "Only when he's been drinking." Mule, AyaqGuyaq, Blackbart and 7 others 10
Merlin007 Posted April 21, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76765 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 39 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2016 HAHA. That is too funny. Awards
Hunter1948 Posted April 21, 2016 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted April 21, 2016 LMAO Awards
ghostounet Posted April 21, 2016 Member ID: 24102 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 59 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 243 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 122 Achievement Points: 1708 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/15/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:14 AM Birthday: 09/07/1985 Device: Android Posted April 21, 2016 Lol Envoyé de mon GT-I9305 en utilisant Tapatalk Awards
Bazza Posted April 21, 2016 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1085 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 394 Achievement Points: 6707 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2016 lol Awards
LadyIngvild Posted May 2, 2016 Member ID: 24117 Group: ++ Minecraft Admin Followers: 25 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 362 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 599 Achievement Points: 3402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23, 2024 Birthday: 07/14/1994 Posted May 2, 2016 hahahah best thing i've read in a while! freaking brilliant JohnnyDos 1 Awards
moxie Posted May 2, 2016 Member ID: 24103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 51 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 21 Achievement Points: 346 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/15/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2021 Birthday: 11/30/1996 Posted May 2, 2016 hahahah good god they are funny Awards
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