JohnnyDos Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 13, 2017 A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Wait for it .. Wait for it .. The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!” TBB, Sammy, Wild Fire and 8 others 11
EDD THE DUCK Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 93 Topic Count: 386 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4069 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 7848 Achievement Points: 37193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 06:04 PM Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted January 13, 2017 Nice one Johnny -cracken- and JohnnyDos 2 Awards
Sonovabich Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted January 13, 2017 Johnny that joke is older than you TBB, TheLastColdBeer, hxtr and 4 others 7
JohnnyDos Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2017 Johnny that joke is older than you Oh Oh,I must be loosing it.Too much weed. Sonovabich, -cracken- , Leadfinger and 2 others 5
hxtr Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 13, 2017 Oh Oh,I must be loosing it.Too much weed. hhahahahaha JohnnyDos and -cracken- 2
Sonovabich Posted January 14, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted January 14, 2017 Johnny it's so old that even Benny Hill was singing about it in 1970, listen to the song from 40 seconds to 55 seconds.....this was a number 1 hit over here by the way lol. JohnnyDos 1
Sammy Posted January 14, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted January 14, 2017 Well I didnt know it. Guess I just dont get around much. Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted January 14, 2017 I've seen that skit SOB,my father and I watched Benny Hill every time he was on TV.Hey I was already 19 in 1970.Wow where did the time go? Sonovabich 1
Crusher Posted January 18, 2017 Member ID: 4598 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 28 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 494 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 591 Achievement Points: 4839 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/01/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 23 Birthday: 01/28/1972 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2017 That was a good one! Awards
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