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I asked a Librarian out on a date last week.....she said she was fully booked :X  :cry:

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I asked a sewage work out and she declined as she was up to her neck in deep shit!

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I asked a sewage work out and she declined as she was up to her neck in deep shit!

i asked a proctologist she was up to hir elbows in shit all day ;)

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I took these pork chops on a date last night. I am full of shit now. 

One problem.... I can't find any leftovers. Their is no way in hell I ate all of this. I have searched the refrigerator, freezer a few times and even checked the grill to make sure I did not forget. 

I think I ate all my dates last nights. How did I do that? 

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I took these pork chops on a date last night. I am full of shit now. 

 

One problem.... I can't find any leftovers. Their is no way in hell I ate all of this. I have searched the refrigerator, freezer a few times and even checked the grill to make sure I did not forget. 

 

I think I ate all my dates last nights. How did I do that? 

58a1c169d7cff_IMG_0377.jpg

Were they clean shaven or hairy?

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Were they clean shaven or hairy?

bald is beautiful Dean. :)

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Were they clean shaven or hairy?

i bet dean that hxtr droped one on the floor for you incase you stoped by but then he lost it and ate it when he found it but that one was for you dean hxtr loves you that much ;)

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Your humor is the best! Keep those jokes a rolling.

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Lol some nice porn there :rofl:

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Lol some nice porn there :rofl:

Is that what that WAS? lol

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I will probably get blamed for it anyway because it's in a post i started, that's how it works around here with certain people these days. :angry:

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What SOB was Banned!!!!! 

That's what he gets for spamming.  :lol:

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What SOB was Banned!!!!! 

 

That's what he gets for spamming.  :lol:

Not me, someone posted porn in the thread.

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I didn't know the S in SOB was for spammer.

Spam, spammity-spam!

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Not me, someone posted porn in the thread.

Looks like he has a backup account or that bann did not last long. lol

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Not me, someone posted porn in the thread.

 

I wouldn't even accuse you of being a "spanner"! :lol:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spanner

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Would that be an open end, or closed? You never can tell these days.

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What do you call a 350 lb stripper?

broke :rolleyes::lol:

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What do you call a 400# male stripper?  UGLY!!!!

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