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Unfortunately as in your photo this affects a lot of our members, instead of concentrating on the game all they can dream about and see is pussy. You notice it in spec as their gun trembles and shoots in short bursts, I would highly recommend castration if they wish to improve their scores. 

To make matters worse some members, no names , admit to stroking their pussy during play, this only makes the problem worse for other players concentrating on aiming. Cats should be put outside before play, otherwise your mouse is in peril.

I used to stroke them many moons ago, but now concentrate on not remembering that fact, my scores improve dramatically, so try going pussy free, it works.

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Yes plying your pussy outside your house can be misunderstood, though bountiful, by your neighbours and police. Usually when pussy is on the street cars crawl, it is unusual for them to go fast, although I have encountered a few fast pussies in my lifetime. Don't worry about getting a hit, usually this goes hand in hand with outdoor pussies.

By the way, if you worry about your pussy out at night there are a group called the Pussy Independent Management Protection Society, who specialise in looking after them, you'll spot them by their flashcars and suits, good luck.

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Goddam, drove through a part of town I rarely visit last night and got pulled over for kerb crawling? I explained that my concern was the safe welfare of pussies but the police took a dim view. I have been told to drive fast down that street now to avoid the pussies?? There must have been a lot lost as many young ladies in nightclothes were waving at me to stop and help. 

I googled kerb crawling and almost spilt my cocoa, how these ladies use lost cats to hide behind whilst trading is a national disgrace. I shall bring the matter up at the next Pussy Independent Management Protection Society meeting, we need to keep the streets clean.

I will threaten them with a visit from my brave boy @AyaqGuyaq on his next visit, he knows how to handle wildlife.

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5 hours ago, RobMc said:

Goddam, drove through a part of town I rarely visit last night and got pulled over for kerb crawling? I explained that my concern was the safe welfare of pussies but the police took a dim view. I have been told to drive fast down that street now to avoid the pussies?? There must have been a lot lost as many young ladies in nightclothes were waving at me to stop and help. 

I googled kerb crawling and almost spilt my cocoa, how these ladies use lost cats to hide behind whilst trading is a national disgrace. I shall bring the matter up at the next Pussy Independent Management Protection Society meeting, we need to keep the streets clean.

I will threaten them with a visit from my brave boy @AyaqGuyaq on his next visit, he knows how to handle wildlife.

No thanks, bud--I've already been married once!!

Lol.

And, sigh.

Lol (ibid?).

Ayaq

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