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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.. 
He had a large pond in the back. 
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't  been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' 
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'



Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.



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Excellent! lol



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23 minutes ago, TBB said:

Screw the alligator - If it was me I'd be there to watch them naked!!

You can as the "alligator" chases them out if the water 😁



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1 hour ago, TBB said:

Screw the alligator - If it was me I'd be there to watch them naked!!

You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the pond ffs?

ps It's a done thing that you'd 'screw the alligator'  😂



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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the pond ffs?

ps It's a done thing that you'd 'screw the alligator'  😂

Only if it was female



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Good One Merlin007:D



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Good one. He should have turn the bucket upside down and sat for a rest eating a peach. LOL



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And heres me hoping to find a naked chick fka lol



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