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Obama & Oprah



Flying on Obama's Private plane .  Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.


 


 


 


Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make  ten people very happy.


 


 


Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..


 


 


 


Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,


"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy.'


 



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lol

 



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lol



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Nice...I like it Loader.



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id be estatic lol



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i could die happy at that point



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wishful thinking Tongue out good joke



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LAbob, Chileno, Bud Sr and Two beers are on the XI Spirit @ around 25,000 feet when what do you know the plane loses an engine. As you here Bud mutter under his breath thats the last time I let Rick James fix anything the Capt mics the PA system askin everybody to throw anything not needed outa the plane to lighten the load. A little while later the Capt mics the PA again and informs the passengers that we are still to heavy and need to lighten the plane more. Two Beers being the man he is jumps outa the plane yelling I do this for my clan long live XI. BudSr says like hell I'm going to give him that medal and glory and jumps right out after Beers yelling For my Clan long live XI. Labob stands up scraches the top of his head deep in thought and tosses Chileno outa da plane and in a gutteral voice he proclaimes I do that for my Clan long live XI.



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Labob

LAbob, Chileno, Bud Sr and Two beers are on the XI Spirit @ around 25,000 feet when what do you know the plane loses an engine. As you here Bud mutter under his breath thats the last time I let Rick James fix anything the Capt mics the PA system askin everybody to throw anything not needed outa the plane to lighten the load. A little while later the Capt mics the PA again and informs the passengers that we are still to heavy and need to lighten the plane more. Two Beers being the man he is jumps outa the plane yelling I do this for my clan long live XI. BudSr says like hell I'm going to give him that medal and glory and jumps right out after Beers yelling For my Clan long live XI. Labob stands up scraches the top of his head deep in thought and tosses Chileno outa da plane and in a gutteral voice he proclaimes I do that for my Clan long live XI.

 

chilie your sacrifice will not go un thought of.


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