HarryWeezer Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7653 Content Per Day: 1.97 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53668 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 8, 2010 A lovely young lady named Jill; Used a dynamite stick for a thrill; They found her vagina; In South Carolina; And parts of her tits in Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17114 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42111 Achievement Points: 148793 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 8, 2010 there once was a man from nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it as he said with a grin as he wiped of his chin if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BANNPIRE Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 1176 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 110 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 954 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 216 Achievement Points: 6665 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 6, 2015 Birthday: 07/27/1983 Share Posted October 8, 2010 There once was a clan called XI Most of them liked to get high then they decided to poured some beer then a man named dogg apeard and smiled cause all he drunk it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeAyeRon Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted October 8, 2010 sorry tsw but this has been my bind in vent for awhile There once was a man fron Nantucket who smoked some of my weed and said Fuck it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dirtbag333 Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 876 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 89 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 8, 2014 Birthday: 04/03/1984 Share Posted October 8, 2010 There once was a man from Eau ClaireWho diddled his wife in a chair On the thirtyfirst stroke the furniture broke and his gun went off in the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavez Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 17 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Share Posted October 8, 2010 There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was missing a tit. She smelled like shit. But think of the money he saved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
StormCrow Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2648 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 4847 Achievement Points: 45907 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted October 8, 2010 There Once Was A COD'r Called SexyGuy Who Really Loved The "Cream Filled" Pie His Eyes Exclaimed Shock As His Mouth Engulfed a Huge Cock He's as Queer as Elton John Oh my There Once Was A Player Named Chile He Was Always Such A Silly Billy He Loves The Fat Chicks We Know He's A Dick And He Reminds Me Of Milli Vanilli There Once Was A Stoner Named Kush He Liked His Girls With Big Bush He Can Be A Real Cracker Give Him A Weed Wacker Otherwise He Will Go For The Tush There Once Was An Admin Named Roooooogggger I Once Saw Him Eat A Big Booger He Said With A Grin As He Scratched At His Chin I Think This Will Get Me A Cougar thats about ll got LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Hey all were great. But for the ones up there I give Storm Crow the number one spot.Great Storm Crow I laughed at all of them.Great using >XI< names for the poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17114 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42111 Achievement Points: 148793 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 8, 2010 thats ok prple that saying is older then you and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2fewbeers Posted October 8, 2010 Member ID: 1685 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 82 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 596 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 8, 2022 Birthday: 08/08/1977 Share Posted October 8, 2010 HE SHOOTS,,,, HE SCORESSSSSS nice ones storm,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted October 9, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2010 There is a guy named Amboy Duke He met 2many beers & had to puke he didn't drink alot It was cause he sucked his cock And now Chile used the barf in his stew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoff Posted October 9, 2010 Member ID: 54 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 495 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4499 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 2250 Achievement Points: 32018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 03/17/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2010 THERE WAS A YOUNG LASSIE FROM MORTON, WHO HAD ONE LONG TIT AND ONE SHORT 'UN, ON TOP OF ALL THAT, A GREAT HAIRY TWAT, AND A FART LIKE A 650-NORTON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3343 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2641 Achievement Points: 33808 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:13 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2010 There was a young woman from Ealing Who had a peculia feeling She laid on her back Opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling Their was a young woman from Hogg Who had a baby from GOD But it was not God almighty That went up her nighty it was the Vicar the dirty old sod There was a young man from Goshem Who took off his balls to wash em His mother said Jack If you dont put em back Ill tread on the Buggers and Squash em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted October 10, 2010 There Once Was A Player Named Chile He Was Always Such A Silly Billy He Loves The Fat Chicks We Know He's A Dick And He Reminds Me Of Milli Vanilli There Once Was A Stoner Named Kush He Liked His Girls With Big Bush He Can Be A Real Cracker Give Him A Weed Wacker Otherwise He Will Go For The Tush i just fell in love with you hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
T-Mouse Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 10 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 35 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 6264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2013 Birthday: 09/03/1993 Share Posted October 10, 2010 http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17114 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42111 Achievement Points: 148793 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2010 XI it the clan you can play be woman or man if you dont play fair the admins will kick your ass in the air and then you will be permanently baned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Here's to you, here to me. Best friends we will always be. But if you steal a drink from me...Fuck you here's to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigDog Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2010 LMAO, those are all great. Love the XI ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3343 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2641 Achievement Points: 33808 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:13 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2010 There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RogueKill Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2023 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Share Posted October 10, 2010 One day, I met a clan called >XI< When beers told me to shut up and die. So I kept my head low,and went with the flow, not knowing what was to appear... low and behold it was the beers of old, so I shot him and cut off his ear. Then along came a guy named Chileno whose girlfriend was almost as big as his ego, He laughed when he said, vato your dead, come try again tomorrow. So I came the next day,and with a smurk on my face I crept up behind him and found a good place. Knife in my hand,.. I had to be quick! When the smoke had all cleared,the scene was sick, there were Chili's balls....stuck high on a stick. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RogueKill Posted October 10, 2010 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2023 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Hey don't stop here!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PHUCKITMAN Posted October 11, 2010 Member ID: 23 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 192 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1833 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 1562 Achievement Points: 16102 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 04:52 PM Birthday: 08/06/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 11, 2010 THERE ONCE WAS A LAD THEY LANCALOT WHO LOOKED ON AS A SCANCALOT FOR WHEN EVER HE WOULD PASS A BIG BREASTED LASS THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS WOULD ADVANCE ALOT THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED KAT WHO BORE 3 SONS NAT,PAT AND TAT IT WAS FUN IN THE BREEDING BUT HELL IN THE FEEDING WHEN SHE FOUND THERE WAS NO TIT FOR TAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
killgirl Posted October 15, 2010 Member ID: 687 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 442 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 17 Achievement Points: 2604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24, 2019 Birthday: 02/21/1970 Share Posted October 15, 2010 In spawn I threw me a nade I'm a camper so that's where I stayed Then Funstick came in Pink started to grin And Thumper said " I'm gettin laid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigDog Posted October 15, 2010 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted October 15, 2010 killgirl In spawn I threw me a nade I'm a camper so that's where I stayed Then Funstick came in Pink started to grin And Thumper said " I'm gettin laid" LMAO...I love the references....nice one killgirl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted October 15, 2010 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted October 15, 2010 There was a babe named Malificent, Whose breasts she wanted to supplement, She then got them fixed and Kilroy was transfixed And my pants made a nice little tent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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