What's your best limerick??????

[HarryWeezer]

A lovely young lady named Jill;

Used a dynamite stick for a thrill;

They found her vagina;

In South Carolina;

And parts of her tits in Brazil.

[tsw 8.5]

there once was a man from nantucket

   his dick was so long he could suck it

 as he said with a grin as he wiped of his chin

if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it

[BANNPIRE]

There once was a clan called XI

Most of them liked to get high

then they decided to poured some beer

then a man named dogg apeard

and smiled cause all he drunk it

[AyeAyeRon]

sorry tsw but this has been my bind in vent for awhile

 

There once was a man fron Nantucket

who smoked some of my weed

and said

Fuck it !

[Dirtbag333]

There once was a man from Eau Claire Who diddled his wife in a chair On the thirtyfirst stroke the furniture broke and his gun went off in the air

[chavez]

There once was a hermit named Dave

Who kept a dead whore in his cave.

She was missing a tit.

She smelled like shit.

But think of the money he saved!

 

[StormCrow]

There Once Was A COD'r Called SexyGuy

Who Really Loved The "Cream Filled" Pie

His Eyes Exclaimed Shock

As His Mouth Engulfed a Huge Cock

He's as Queer as Elton John Oh my

 

 

There Once Was A Player Named Chile

He Was Always Such A Silly Billy

He Loves The Fat Chicks

We Know He's A Dick

And He Reminds Me Of Milli Vanilli

 

 

There Once Was A Stoner Named Kush

He Liked His Girls With Big Bush

He Can Be A Real Cracker

Give Him A Weed Wacker

Otherwise He Will Go For The Tush

 

 

There Once Was An Admin Named Roooooogggger

I Once Saw Him Eat A Big Booger

He Said With A Grin

As He Scratched At His Chin

I Think This Will Get Me A Cougar

 

 

 

thats about ll  got LOL

 

[JohnnyDos]

Hey all were great. But for the ones up there I give Storm Crow the number one spot.Great Storm Crow I laughed at all of them.Great using >XI< names for the poem.

[tsw 8.5]

thats ok  prple that saying is older then you and me

[2fewbeers]

HE SHOOTS,,,, HE SCORESSSSSS    nice  ones  storm,,

[JohnnyDos]

There is a guy named Amboy Duke

He met 2many beers & had to puke

he didn't drink alot

It was cause he sucked his cock

And now Chile used the barf in his stew

[Markoff]

THERE WAS A YOUNG LASSIE FROM MORTON,

WHO HAD ONE LONG TIT AND ONE SHORT 'UN,

ON TOP OF ALL THAT,

A GREAT HAIRY TWAT,

AND A FART LIKE A 650-NORTON.

 

[baldie]

There was a young woman from Ealing

Who had a peculia feeling

She laid on her back

Opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling

 

 

Their was a young woman from Hogg

Who had a baby from GOD

But it was not God almighty

That went up her nighty

it was the Vicar the dirty old sod

 

 

 

There was a young man from Goshem

Who took off his balls to wash em

His mother said Jack

If you dont put em back

Ill tread on the Buggers and Squash em

[AyeAyeRon]

 

 

There Once Was A Player Named Chile

He Was Always Such A Silly Billy

He Loves The Fat Chicks

We Know He's A Dick

And He Reminds Me Of Milli Vanilli

 

 

There Once Was A Stoner Named Kush

He Liked His Girls With Big Bush

He Can Be A Real Cracker

Give Him A Weed Wacker

Otherwise He Will Go For The Tush

 

 

 

i just fell in love with you hahahaha

[T-Mouse]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein

[tsw 8.5]

XI it the clan

  you can play be woman or man

if you dont play fair

the admins will kick your ass in the air

and then you will be permanently baned

[GorillaXI]

Here's to you, here to me. Best friends we will always be. But if you steal a drink from me...Fuck you here's to me.

[PigDog]

LMAO, those are all great. Love the XI ones.

[baldie]

There once was a fellow McSweeny 
Who spilled some gin on his weenie 
Just to be couth 
He added vermouth 
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini 

 

There once was a fellow O'Doole 
Who found little red spots on his tool 
His Doctor a cynic 
said Get out of me clinic, 
And wipe off that lipstick you fool! 

[RogueKill]

One day, I met a clan called >XI<

When beers told me to shut up and die.

So I kept my head low,and went with the flow,

not knowing what was to appear...

low and behold

it was the beers of old,

so I shot him and cut off his ear.

 Then along came a guy named Chileno

whose girlfriend was almost as big as his ego,

He laughed when he said, vato your dead,

 come try again tomorrow.

So I came the next day,and with a smurk on my face

I crept up behind him and found a good place.

 Knife in my hand,.. I had to be quick!

 When the smoke had all cleared,the scene was sick,

 there were Chili's balls....stuck high on a stick.

 

 

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

[RogueKill]

Hey don't stop here!!!!!!!!!

[PHUCKITMAN]

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD THEY LANCALOT

WHO LOOKED ON AS A SCANCALOT

FOR WHEN EVER HE WOULD PASS

A BIG BREASTED LASS

THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS WOULD ADVANCE ALOT

 

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED KAT

WHO BORE 3 SONS NAT,PAT AND TAT

IT WAS FUN IN THE BREEDING

BUT HELL IN THE FEEDING

WHEN SHE FOUND THERE WAS NO TIT FOR TAT

[killgirl]

In spawn I threw me a nade

I'm a camper so that's where I stayed

Then Funstick came in

Pink started to grin

And Thumper said " I'm gettin laid"

[PigDog]

killgirl

In spawn I threw me a nade

I'm a camper so that's where I stayed

Then Funstick came in

Pink started to grin

And Thumper said " I'm gettin laid"

LMAO...I love the references....nice one killgirl!

[PigDog]

There was a babe named Malificent,

Whose breasts she wanted to supplement,

She then got them fixed

and Kilroy was transfixed

And my pants made a nice little tent!