wolff44 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 864 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 37 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 411 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 03/04/1963 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten apples. The king then explained, Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten. The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it! The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.” srry guys i fu&%ed that one up... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Stratus Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 1825 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 03/11/1976 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitting-Duc Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5334 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41340 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 Your sig.. is great. your joke.. is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ph4nt0m Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Share Posted October 17, 2010 What happened to the third guy ? .. Did he get lost in the forrest ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitting-Duc Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5334 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41340 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 The third guy was clever enough to run away when he had the chance xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17123 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42136 Achievement Points: 148897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 now that is a true idiot.cant even tell the whole joke .but the he might have been the 3 rd guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
killgirl Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 687 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 442 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 17 Achievement Points: 2604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24, 2019 Birthday: 02/21/1970 Share Posted October 17, 2010 The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitting-Duc Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5334 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41340 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 killgirl The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.” lol thats better xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17123 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42136 Achievement Points: 148897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 now that is better .the end of the joke allways makes it better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
justjoe Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 411 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 811 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 12/16/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 17, 2010 IDIOTS!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
USAPLISKEN Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Share Posted October 17, 2010 justjoe IDIOTS!!! lol LOL WHAT HE SAID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18265 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20332 Achievement Points: 133848 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 Thanks Killgirl - now that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 548 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4674 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5865 Achievement Points: 41116 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted October 17, 2010 killgirl The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.” Thank you killgirl, I was wondering myself......lol. The comments were funnier than the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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