HarryWeezer Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 Four years ago I planted a willow tree in my back yard and it's done quite well, about 30 feet tall. When the pool guys put a new liner in our inground pool this spring they as much said, "Only an idiot would plant a willow tree 40 feet from a pool because the roots will grow right into it and destroy your pool." Being an Idiot, I had to agree, and decided I'd have the tree taken out this fall. So I called several services and the best price I got was $300. I told the wife that was ridiculous for a tree that wouldn't take but a hour or two to cut down, and that I'd borrow a chain saw and do it myself. She said, "Only an Idiot would try to cut down a tree at your age." Being an Idiot, I borrowed the saw and cut the damned tree down. While I was cutting off the last branch, it turned and smacked me upside the head, knocking me down. No damage done, so after I commented on that tree's ancestry, I started piling the branches in one corner of the yard I use for shrubs, leaves, etc. About an hour into this I decided to take a break and reached up to take off my glasses to wipe off the sweat, only to find my glasses weren't there. Apparently, the branch knocked them off and I didn't notice. I couldn't find them near the tree, so I figured they got caught up in one of the branches. Two hours later, after I had moved all the branches off one pile, and then put them back, I gave up. It was the proverbial needle in a haystack. So, to save $300, I cut down a tree, busted my ass, hurt my back (which I broke in a car accident and have a herniated disc) and ended up paying $420 for a new pair of glasses. I AM an Idiot. I sometimes doubt it. But this weekend confirmed - again - that I'm in the right clan. Awards
ShadowLady Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12883 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 I needed a good laugh...glad you're and Idiot too Sgt!! -Shadow Awards
Caper Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Posted November 15, 2010 You Really Are An IDIOT.. Never think you are nothing else but 1.
ROCKAPE Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 4 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 172 Topic Count: 1107 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 5185 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 3128 Achievement Points: 43910 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 15 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 08/16/1967 Device: Linux Posted November 15, 2010 Funny stuff Harry you sound as shit as me at do it yourself,I always get a "man in " now to do my DIY. Awards
greywolf2 Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Posted November 15, 2010 Funny shit you old man...... You are a true Idiot...
BigPapaDean Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 I have one up on you Harry! I am a backstabbing Idiot! LMAO!!! Awards
Cavey Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 92 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2241 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 606 Achievement Points: 13358 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 06/09/1977 Posted November 15, 2010 Well I have to join the same clan. Last weekend, our little family went out to buy my 7 month old boy his Christmas presents at Toys R Us (big UK toy store franchise). After spending 3 hours in there!!!! (note I hate shopping) we did manage to choose some toys (OK fair enough I was playing on the scalextric for 1 of those hours!!!). Just as we were leaving I saw they were selling Call of Duty - Black Ops for £34.89... I was tempted to buy it, but with a "PC World" just round the corner, I thought I would be able to get it cheaper. So off we trot to get COD - BO, but it turns out that they have sold out!!! (Remember I hate shopping!!!) Grrrrr.. So while pissed off and still in there I did some impulse buying, and bought the Iphone 4 TomTom Car Kit for £99... We then went around all the other shops (8 in total) to look for BO, but they were all sold out. Eventually we went back to Toy R Us and bought the game. Exhausted we decided to get a McDonalds costing £14, and went home. Excited but exhausted I put the Call of Duty disc in, but nothing happened. Maybe my autorun isn't working!!! So I used the command line to run it. Still nothing.... I tried it in my wife's laptop, nothing again. I then looked closely at the underside of the DVD to find that it's blanks and nothing has ever been written to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So in the end I spent 4.5 hours shopping, spending ages choosing presents for my son, who in years to come will never remember them (or will chew them to death in the meantime), bought an Iphone TomTom car kit, I will rarely use.... have an expensive COD - BO coffee coster, and eventually bought BO from Steam which cost £39.99 and took 4 hours to download. Even better, I phoned up Toys R Us who are only willing to swap out the COD - BO with a tried and tested DVD, rather than giving me my money back. Cavey... What an Idiot.
PnBear Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted November 15, 2010 IDIOTS enjoy you stay. weezer to dang funny...but on the bright side...you did it yourself. Cavey...I hate shopping to..wife makes me stay at home..I spend to much when i go to. Awards
baldie Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:25 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 PnBear IDIOTS enjoy you stay. weezer to dang funny...but on the bright side...you did it yourself. Cavey...I hate shopping to..wife makes me stay at home..I spend to much when i go to. PnBear please be quite you are giving away one of mans deepest secrets if women find out that we only spend so much in the shops in order for them to say "your not comming because you spend too much". This has been my trick for years and got me out of many a shopping trip Awards
WolfTiS Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted November 15, 2010 If that was a joke Harry it would be some funny shit, still is but sorry to hear about the glasses. Awards
trolloc Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 143 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 414 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 26 Achievement Points: 2514 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 1, 2014 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Posted November 15, 2010 . Don't sell yourself short Sgt.....your an incredible idiot. Thank God it hit you in the head...can't hurt nothin there. .
Nutcutter Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Posted November 15, 2010 LOL Harry at least you have the satisfaction of saying you did it your self
DEEJAYKEG Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted November 15, 2010 Cavey Well I have to join the same clan. Last weekend, our little family went out to buy my 7 month old boy his Christmas presents at Toys R Us (big UK toy store franchise). After spending 3 hours in there!!!! (note I hate shopping) we did manage to choose some toys (OK fair enough I was playing on the scalextric for 1 of those hours!!!). Just as we were leaving I saw they were selling Call of Duty - Black Ops for £34.89... I was tempted to buy it, but with a "PC World" just round the corner, I thought I would be able to get it cheaper. So off we trot to get COD - BO, but it turns out that they have sold out!!! (Remember I hate shopping!!!) Grrrrr.. So while pissed off and still in there I did some impulse buying, and bought the Iphone 4 TomTom Car Kit for £99... We then went around all the other shops (8 in total) to look for BO, but they were all sold out. Eventually we went back to Toy R Us and bought the game. Exhausted we decided to get a McDonalds costing £14, and went home. Excited but exhausted I put the Call of Duty disc in, but nothing happened. Maybe my autorun isn't working!!! So I used the command line to run it. Still nothing.... I tried it in my wife's laptop, nothing again. I then looked closely at the underside of the DVD to find that it's blanks and nothing has ever been written to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So in the end I spent 4.5 hours shopping, spending ages choosing presents for my son, who in years to come will never remember them (or will chew them to death in the meantime), bought an Iphone TomTom car kit, I will rarely use.... have an expensive COD - BO coffee coster, and eventually bought BO from Steam which cost £39.99 and took 4 hours to download. Even better, I phoned up Toys R Us who are only willing to swap out the COD - BO with a tried and tested DVD, rather than giving me my money back. Cavey... What an Idiot. Don't take any shit from Toys R Us. You have a legal right to a full refund for these defective goods. Just make it plain that you are rejecting them as not fit for purpose and refer any argumentative moron to the Sale of Goods Act... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted November 15, 2010 SgtHarryWeezer - No doubt about it - I'm an Idiot Four years ago I planted a willow tree in my back yard and it's done quite well, about 30 feet tall. When the pool guys put a new liner in our inground pool this spring they as much said, "Only an idiot would plant a willow tree 40 feet from a pool because the roots will grow right into it and destroy your pool." Being an Idiot, I had to agree, and decided I'd have the tree taken out this fall. So I called several services and the best price I got was $300. I told the wife that was ridiculous for a tree that wouldn't take but a hour or two to cut down, and that I'd borrow a chain saw and do it myself. She said, "Only an Idiot would try to cut down a tree at your age." Being an Idiot, I borrowed the saw and cut the damned tree down. While I was cutting off the last branch, it turned and smacked me upside the head, knocking me down. No damage done, so after I commented on that tree's ancestry, I started piling the branches in one corner of the yard I use for shrubs, leaves, etc. About an hour into this I decided to take a break and reached up to take off my glasses to wipe off the sweat, only to find my glasses weren't there. Apparently, the branch knocked them off and I didn't notice. I couldn't find them near the tree, so I figured they got caught up in one of the branches. Two hours later, after I had moved all the branches off one pile, and then put them back, I gave up. It was the proverbial needle in a haystack. So, to save $300, I cut down a tree, busted my ass, hurt my back (which I broke in a car accident and have a herniated disc) and ended up paying $420 for a new pair of glasses. I AM an Idiot. I sometimes doubt it. But this weekend confirmed - again - that I'm in the right clan. You have confirmed your credentials indeed! No one here will mock you because we all do f***in stupid things from time to time. Only the best have the balls to tell others about their mishaps. Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 249 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3513 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1893 Achievement Points: 23131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 Mother nature is fighting back Weezer Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17544 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42646 Achievement Points: 151945 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 yes you are at the right place .you idiot and you will find you glasses in the last place you look Awards
NumNutz Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted November 15, 2010 tsw if he lost his glasses, then he wont be able to see to find them. Look harder Mr Harry. Tell me Harry, this wasnt you. it was someone else?? and if it was you, then you are an IDIOT ..lol Hope your felling better buddy.
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