DEEJAYKEG Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted November 8, 2011 WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day; to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet!!! ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'' The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 now that was funny keg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted November 8, 2011 LMAO that was funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted November 8, 2011 lmao good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattlewolF Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 8812 Content Per Day: 1.65 Reputation: 3298 Achievement Points: 62176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 Good one. Pass the manure please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamu Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 Yuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaRSin Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9017 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3553 Achievement Points: 65873 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 Good one .........lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6946 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4487 Achievement Points: 58230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 48 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 Let me get you a fork ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1073 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8434 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7292 Achievement Points: 74918 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted November 8, 2011 LMAO. That was good Deejay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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