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Life is like having sex for the first time.

 

You know there is a hole... you just need to find it.

 

Use all your senses... sight, touch, smell, taste, and hearing. Use all to find that hole.. when you do, use the 6th sense and figure out what the hell she wants you to do with it.

 

hxtr

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someday I will be famous for this.... hahahhahahaa



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I found it, I sighted, I touched, I smelled, I tasted and more, it was awesome till I vomit when I saw it was just a hole :coffee:



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s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? :hrhr:

Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions :hrhr:

;)



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s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? :hrhr:

Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions :hrhr:

;)

 

Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah

 

I will be famous, one day, for this question ;)

 

Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^



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s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? :hrhr:

Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions :hrhr:

;)

 

Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah

 

I will be famous, one day, for this question ;)

 

Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^

You think hxtr's talking about human being?? Not sure about that...



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ahahah it could/should/must be true :hrhr:



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s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? :hrhr:

Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions :hrhr:

;)

 

Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah

 

I will be famous, one day, for this question ;)

 

Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^

You think hxtr's talking about human being?? Not sure about that...

Yea what is Frenchi saying? hahhaha google translator broke trying to break the encryption. lol hahahaha

 

The problem is when you pre-ejaculate before finding the hole, seems to fuck things up. Be patients in life and wait till you find what your suppose to do with the hole.



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Wow Hxtr you are a real poet bro! You should write your memoirs :hrhr:



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Life. liberty and the pursuit of happiness... that says it all.



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HXTR please send me some of what you are smoking



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When you find the hole your suppose to blow it up like a balloon and listen for the queef.....

and for those who dont know what a queef is...

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

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When you find the hole your suppose to blow it up like a balloon and listen for the queef.....

and for those who dont know what a queef is...

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Nice... this tells you not to be full of hot air.... you will end up queefing your way through life. Nice WiZiD.



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Hxtr - you have too much time on your hands - get busy smoking weed

just a little. lol and ok.. will do.


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Life is like having sex for the first time.

 

You know there is a hole... you just need to find it.

 

Use all your senses... sight, touch, smell, taste, and hearing. Use all to find that hole.. when you do, use the 6th sense and figure out what the hell she wants you to do with it.

 

hxtr

7-31-2012

 

someday I will be famous for this.... hahahhahahaa

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That would make a great statement on a Tombstone. Hmm ... is there laws governing what can be engraved on a head stone ???? Google here I come !!!!!


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