hxtr Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 1, 2012 Life is like having sex for the first time. You know there is a hole... you just need to find it. Use all your senses... sight, touch, smell, taste, and hearing. Use all to find that hole.. when you do, use the 6th sense and figure out what the hell she wants you to do with it. hxtr 7-31-2012 someday I will be famous for this.... hahahhahahaa FRENCHI, pancakes and Yop 3
Yop Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 1719 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1982 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 518 Achievement Points: 12060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29 Birthday: 04/03/1981 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 I found it, I sighted, I touched, I smelled, I tasted and more, it was awesome till I vomit when I saw it was just a hole Bogleg and hxtr 2 Awards
FRENCHI Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 106 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49202 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Posted August 1, 2012 s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions hxtr 1 Awards
Yop Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 1719 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1982 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 518 Achievement Points: 12060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29 Birthday: 04/03/1981 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah I will be famous, one day, for this question Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^ hxtr and Bogleg 2 Awards
Exe Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah I will be famous, one day, for this question Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^ You think hxtr's talking about human being?? Not sure about that... Yop and hxtr 2 Awards
Yop Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 1719 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1982 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 518 Achievement Points: 12060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29 Birthday: 04/03/1981 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 ahahah it could/should/must be true Awards
hxtr Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted August 1, 2012 s il vous suffit juste d un trou lol ?Etes vous sur qu il s agit d une femme hxtr? Un jour je cerai célébre pour ces questions Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah I will be famous, one day, for this question Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^ You think hxtr's talking about human being?? Not sure about that... Yea what is Frenchi saying? hahhaha google translator broke trying to break the encryption. lol hahahaha The problem is when you pre-ejaculate before finding the hole, seems to fuck things up. Be patients in life and wait till you find what your suppose to do with the hole.
Exe Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 Wow Hxtr you are a real poet bro! You should write your memoirs hxtr 1 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted August 1, 2012 Life. liberty and the pursuit of happiness... that says it all. hxtr 1 Awards
Noears711XI Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Posted August 1, 2012 HXTR please send me some of what you are smoking pancakes, Exe and hxtr 3 Awards
WiZiD Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) When you find the hole your suppose to blow it up like a balloon and listen for the queef..... and for those who dont know what a queef is... Queef Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife. Edited August 1, 2012 by WiZiD hxtr 1 Awards
TBB Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20576 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22610 Achievement Points: 148522 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 398 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 44 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 Hxtr - you have too much time on your hands - get busy smoking weed hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted August 1, 2012 When you find the hole your suppose to blow it up like a balloon and listen for the queef..... and for those who dont know what a queef is... Queef Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife. Nice... this tells you not to be full of hot air.... you will end up queefing your way through life. Nice WiZiD.
hxtr Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted August 1, 2012 Hxtr - you have too much time on your hands - get busy smoking weed just a little. lol and ok.. will do.
google Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 1270 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 149 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3864 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 4548 Achievement Points: 34203 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 03/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/12/1969 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 Life is like having sex for the first time. You know there is a hole... you just need to find it. Use all your senses... sight, touch, smell, taste, and hearing. Use all to find that hole.. when you do, use the 6th sense and figure out what the hell she wants you to do with it. hxtr 7-31-2012 someday I will be famous for this.... hahahhahahaa Awards
MikeB Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 59 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2174 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 2415 Achievement Points: 15578 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 04:32 PM Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 That would make a great statement on a Tombstone. Hmm ... is there laws governing what can be engraved on a head stone ???? Google here I come !!!!! hxtr 1 Awards
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