daMike Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 17, 2024 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2013 Did you know that Chuck Norris once had a rug of bearskin in his bedroom. The bear wearen´t actually dead - it was just afraid to move!!! PingLo and Merlin007 2 Awards
daMike Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 17, 2024 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Author Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris once hit a man so hard that his children was born dizzy Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris Died 20 years ago.....Death just hasnt had the courage to tell him yet Merlin007, Spartacus and PingLo 3 Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris once got bitten by a Rattle Snake......after 3 days of agony and pain ......The Rattle Snake Died Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris does not wear a watch ........He decides what time it is Spartacus 1 Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2013 If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes. Awards
Merlin007 Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76567 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2013 Awesome Baldie. Those are good. Go Chuck. Awards
Bullet Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1854 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30, 2024 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Posted January 18, 2013 There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. baldie and Spartacus 2 Awards
blk_plague Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Posted January 18, 2013 Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, Too bad Chuck never cry's. baldie, PingLo and Spartacus 3 Awards
Spartacus Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 Under Chucks Beard Theres No Chin, Just Another Fist... When Chuck Goes Swimming, He Does Not Get Wet, The Water Gets Chucked... Chuck Norris Once Visited The Virgin Islands, Now They Are Just Called The Islands... When The Boogyman Goes To Sleep At Night, He Checks The Closet For Chuck Norris... If You Play Stairway To Heaven Backwards, You Hear Chuck Banging Your Sister... Chuck Norris Secretly Sleeps With Every Woman In The World Once A Month, They Bleed For A Week As A Result... Twinkie 13, PingLo and baldie 3 Awards
DramaLlama Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 3789 Achievement Points: 17867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Posted January 18, 2013 TBB, Twinkie 13, StormCrow and 3 others 6 Awards
StormCrow Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups... Chuck Norris pushes the world down!!! baldie and PingLo 2 Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 249 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3513 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1893 Achievement Points: 23131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 baldie 1 Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 249 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3513 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1893 Achievement Points: 23131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 why did Abe even challenge Chuck Norris? he is dicing with death Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 249 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3513 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1893 Achievement Points: 23131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Chuck Norris got drunk and drove his house into his car In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster. Chuck Norris can snowboard up hill Edited January 18, 2013 by Cheese Awards
Bas Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 2206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 126 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 1021 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 01/29/1991 Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) You should try going to www.google.com enter the searchphrase: "Where is Chuck Norris?" And then select the option which sais you're making a guess, it will give you a nice laugh Edited January 18, 2013 by {ESC}Bas Awards
TBB Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22461 Achievement Points: 147463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 lol Awards
Pharticus Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1320 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 611 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 357 Achievement Points: 4498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2024 Birthday: 01/14/1976 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2013 Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Spartacus 1 Awards
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