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Did you know that Chuck Norris once had a rug of bearskin in his bedroom. The bear wearen´t actually dead - it was just afraid to move!!!



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Chuck Norris once hit a man so hard that his children was born dizzy :crazy:



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Chuck Norris Died 20 years ago.....Death just hasnt had the courage to tell him yet



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Chuck Norris once got bitten by a Rattle Snake......after 3 days of agony and pain ......The Rattle Snake Died



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Chuck Norris does not wear a watch ........He decides what time it is



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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

 

 

Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.



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There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

 

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.



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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, Too bad Chuck never cry's.



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Under Chucks Beard Theres No Chin, Just Another Fist...

When Chuck Goes Swimming, He Does Not Get Wet, The Water Gets Chucked...

Chuck Norris Once Visited The Virgin Islands, Now They Are Just Called The Islands...

When The Boogyman Goes To Sleep At Night, He Checks The Closet For Chuck Norris...

If You Play Stairway To Heaven Backwards, You Hear Chuck Banging Your Sister...

Chuck Norris Secretly Sleeps With Every Woman In The World Once A Month, They Bleed For A Week As A Result...

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Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups... Chuck Norris pushes the world down!!!



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why did Abe even challenge Chuck Norris? he is dicing with death


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Posted (edited)

Chuck Norris got drunk and drove his house into his car

 

In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.

 

Chuck Norris can snowboard up hill

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Posted (edited)

You should try going to www.google.com

 

enter the searchphrase: "Where is Chuck Norris?"

 

And then select the option which sais you're making a guess, it will give you a nice laugh :)

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Chuck Norris can divide by 0.


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