daMike Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2013 Did you know that Chuck Norris once had a rug of bearskin in his bedroom. The bear wearen´t actually dead - it was just afraid to move!!! PingLo and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
daMike Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris once hit a man so hard that his children was born dizzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3347 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33859 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris Died 20 years ago.....Death just hasnt had the courage to tell him yet Merlin007, Spartacus and PingLo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3347 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33859 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris once got bitten by a Rattle Snake......after 3 days of agony and pain ......The Rattle Snake Died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3347 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33859 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2013 Chuck Norris does not wear a watch ........He decides what time it is Spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3347 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33859 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted January 17, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1078 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8457 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7345 Achievement Points: 75171 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2013 Awesome Baldie. Those are good. Go Chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bullet Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1854 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2013 There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. baldie and Spartacus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
blk_plague Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Share Posted January 18, 2013 Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, Too bad Chuck never cry's. baldie, PingLo and Spartacus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2013 Under Chucks Beard Theres No Chin, Just Another Fist... When Chuck Goes Swimming, He Does Not Get Wet, The Water Gets Chucked... Chuck Norris Once Visited The Virgin Islands, Now They Are Just Called The Islands... When The Boogyman Goes To Sleep At Night, He Checks The Closet For Chuck Norris... If You Play Stairway To Heaven Backwards, You Hear Chuck Banging Your Sister... Chuck Norris Secretly Sleeps With Every Woman In The World Once A Month, They Bleed For A Week As A Result... PingLo, baldie and Twinkie 13 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DramaLlama Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3788 Achievement Points: 17866 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Share Posted January 18, 2013 PingLo, StormCrow, TBB and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
StormCrow Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2649 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 4851 Achievement Points: 45920 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Share Posted January 18, 2013 Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups... Chuck Norris pushes the world down!!! PingLo and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3489 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1848 Achievement Points: 22939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Android Share Posted January 18, 2013 baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3489 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1848 Achievement Points: 22939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Android Share Posted January 18, 2013 why did Abe even challenge Chuck Norris? he is dicing with death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3489 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1848 Achievement Points: 22939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Android Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Chuck Norris got drunk and drove his house into his car In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster. Chuck Norris can snowboard up hill Edited January 18, 2013 by Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bas Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 2206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 126 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 1021 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 01/29/1991 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) You should try going to www.google.com enter the searchphrase: "Where is Chuck Norris?" And then select the option which sais you're making a guess, it will give you a nice laugh Edited January 18, 2013 by {ESC}Bas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18310 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20371 Achievement Points: 134143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Pharticus Posted January 18, 2013 Member ID: 1320 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 611 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 357 Achievement Points: 4498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 10, 2020 Birthday: 01/14/1976 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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