wildthing Posted January 16, 2014 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:59 PM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (say out loud) English Chinese That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching It's very dark in here Wai So Dim This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa Edited January 16, 2014 by wildthing djMot, iboomboom, TecHnOBoY and 3 others 6 Awards
baldie Posted January 16, 2014 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted January 16, 2014 Rofl nice one mate Awards
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little_old_man Posted January 16, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 16, 2014 Here is what happens when a news producer doesn't check his sources. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo wildthing, iboomboom, eidolonFIRE and 2 others 5 Awards
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little_old_man Posted January 17, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 17, 2014 Awards
iboomboom Posted January 17, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 91 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3415 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3090 Achievement Points: 30391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2014 It's only funny coz its racist... Awards
Xalandra Posted January 17, 2014 Member ID: 458 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 825 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 346 Achievement Points: 7976 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:37 AM Birthday: 04/20/1989 Device: Windows Posted January 17, 2014 It's only funny coz its racist... It's funny because it makes sense while it shouldn't Awards
iboomboom Posted January 18, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 91 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3415 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3090 Achievement Points: 30391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Posted January 18, 2014 It's funny because it makes sense while it shouldn't I didn't mean to imply racist racist, but our ignorant perception of a foreign language molded to the likes of a familiar linguistic medium. I read this a long time ago too, almost died laughing when I first read it. By the way, did you guys read it out loud, in a Chinese accent? Awards
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wildthing Posted January 18, 2014 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:59 PM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Author Posted January 18, 2014 Très bien Daniel Fils, maintenant plier plus je conduis Frenchi sans Kissy Kissy Awards
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