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I'm so old the only thing I can eat is what the nurse chews up for me.



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My wife is so old that the tattoo of a rose she had on her breast turned into a hanging basket.(NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN) Ha Ha .

 

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I'm so old that I think that grandma looks good!



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I'm so old that I think that grandma looks good!

you stole my punchline... but way funnier coming from you. hhahahaha

 

 

Dos she is HOT!!!!!!!!!!



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I'm so old.........wait I forgot what I was going to say



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My wife is so old that the tattoo of a rose she had on her breast turned into a hanging basket.(NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN) Ha Ha .

 

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@@JohnnyDos is so old he thinks she is hot!



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I'm so old I went to scratch my balls but they sagged so much I can't reach them!

 

 

@@BigPapaDean is so old he can't reach his balls cause they weren't invented when he was born



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nade in the mirror is edan  ..... now a message from our sponsors

 

 

 

If I was your lollypop what flavor would you have me be  :baby:

 

 

 

FU TBB =Turkey Basting Bastard   :rofl:



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NO.But Hxtr in a few posts above told me that he thinks that she is.But hey when you look like Hxtr what do you expect?553e70344888f_1381395_732384173442445_14



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@@TBB is so old that he has to sit on a bike and pedal for electricity to go to his pc.



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Posted (edited)

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@@loaderXI is so old he still wants to use a slinger to start his car.

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@@TBB is so old that he has to sit on a bike and pedal for electricity to go to his pc.

I thought he farted for that!



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@@TBB is so old the word old wasn't invented yet.



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@@hxtr is so old that he prefers living in a cave, bang on his chest and yell ; oeehaaa fire I make!



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hahahah

 

@@Nisty* is so old she was the first Lesbian. :)



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@@Blackbart is so old that he is telling Jurassic Park movie people how the dinosaurs took a Shit.



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@@dadda2 is so old that President Roosevelt use to own him in jeu de boule.



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I am so old that I need to have a 30 min break every time I did one step from the ikea furniture handbook.



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I am so old I literately put a plate of food in the microwave but forgot the food.

I so old microwave was a very small wave they did during a parade.



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@@TBB is so old he swam in the Primordial Sea...

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