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kids say the darndest things


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Lil Johnny walked in one morning while his parents were having sex.

Johnny says as his parents try and cover up.

Mommy why are you doing on top of daddy?

Mom tells lil Johnny I'm pushing daddies stomach back in you know how it sticks out.

Johnny tell his mommy that theres no use.

Mom asks Johnny why do you say that?

Johnny says cause once you leave the woman next door is gonna come over and blow it

right back up.

 

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ha HA HAhaHA! lmao,rotfp!

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Oh geez. That belongs in a movie. It really does.

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