Sonovabich Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!' Edited October 9, 2015 by Sonovabich eidolonFIRE, Damage_inc-, Merlin007 and 4 others 7
Bazza Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1082 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6691 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:08 AM Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted October 9, 2015 lmfao. awesome Awards
TBB Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20337 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22431 Achievement Points: 147082 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 53 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 9, 2015 lmao Awards
Damage_inc- Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted October 9, 2015 that one is always funny..n1 Awards
Sammy Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted October 9, 2015 Oh man. Now thats funny. Awards
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Merlin007 Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1125 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8580 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted October 10, 2015 Lol. Good one. Awards
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billyblade Posted October 11, 2015 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Posted October 11, 2015 hmmmmmmmm......... Awards
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