WldPenguin Posted June 6, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 185 Topic Count: 790 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 4709 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 7321 Achievement Points: 51110 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 90 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 6, 2017 A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." Mule, Trasheur123, TBB and 15 others 18 Awards
Gatorgirl Posted June 6, 2017 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:32 PM Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted June 6, 2017 Lol!Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk Awards
Stringer Posted June 6, 2017 Member ID: 22266 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 176 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1112 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 588 Achievement Points: 9330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/30/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 07/24/1988 Posted June 6, 2017 HAHAHA Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7096 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4633 Achievement Points: 60337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 41 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2017 Hey WP, what time u got... I think my watch is fast... L!ckALotAPus, WldPenguin, Cooper and 1 other 4 Awards
Cooper Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 20909 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 48 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 222 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 202 Achievement Points: 2593 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/18/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:40 PM Birthday: 05/03/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2017 My watch piece is right on time... WldPenguin 1 Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted June 7, 2017 <-----<<<<< says it all WP
FRENCHI Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 106 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49202 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Posted June 7, 2017 je ne porte pas de montre lol Awards
TBB Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20309 Content Per Day: 3.63 Reputation: 22427 Achievement Points: 146933 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2017 Where can I get one of those watches????? FRENCHI and WldPenguin 2 Awards
WarApe Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 637 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 29 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 30 Achievement Points: 245 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/26/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 15, 2020 Birthday: 03/31/1974 Posted June 7, 2017 I made the mistake of thinking my watch was a dating tool once.. come to find out it was a TIME BOMB...! WldPenguin 1 Awards
FUNky Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted June 7, 2017 Awards
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