RobMc Posted September 28, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2020 We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow kenmen, Sharpe, EastCoast50 and 17 others 20
major-mark63 Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3115 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 2312 Achievement Points: 24813 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted October 2, 2020 Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages??? DEEJAYKEG, Possimos, RobMc and 1 other 3 1 Awards
Elvis9 Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 37 Topic Count: 204 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1035 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1162 Achievement Points: 12406 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Windows Posted October 2, 2020 I need a translator everytime Ricko talks... major-mark63, DEEJAYKEG and RobMc 3 Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Posted October 2, 2020 Hillarious. Awards
BlackRose Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 114 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3844 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4337 Achievement Points: 39930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 63 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Posted October 2, 2020 Awards
Ricko Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 138 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 63 Topic Count: 476 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4472 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 2925 Achievement Points: 30771 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3 Birthday: 07/01/1974 Device: Android Posted October 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Elvis9 said: I need a translator everytime Ricko talks... Fuck Yoooooooooooooo major-mark63, RobMc and Elvis9 3 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:33 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 2, 2020 Poor Ricko! He identified as a ...........................! He still can't tell ya what it is but he identifies............. Elvis9 1 Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted October 3, 2020 17 hours ago, major-mark63 said: Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages??? As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! BigPapaDean and major-mark63 1 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:33 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 3, 2020 4 hours ago, DEEJAYKEG said: As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! I would have been so confused after the first night................. lol Awards
RobMc Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted October 3, 2020 48 minutes ago, BigPapaDean said: I would have been so confused after the first night................. lol Me too, honeymoons are awful ?????????
VHS2 Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 54 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1122 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 1168 Achievement Points: 9828 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 04:06 PM Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Posted October 3, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 10:52 PM, RobMc said: We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow My wife scolds me when I am playing because of the rude words/language she hears. She says that it is even worst than when I am driving... RobMc and BigPapaDean 2 Awards
VHS2 Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 54 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1122 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 1168 Achievement Points: 9828 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 04:06 PM Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Posted October 3, 2020 9 hours ago, DEEJAYKEG said: As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! Merde happens Awards
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