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[Timmah!]

An insight into the mind's eye....or would that be the eye's mind?....or is there a difference...oooh...that was deep.

 

Edited March 8, 2022 by Timmah!

[RobMc]

Uncle Rob is forced once more into helping one of his old buddy's (oh yes I'll chuck in Timmah too), since I left there appears to be a lot of pain among the idiots? Let Uncle Rob psychoanalyse your obvious plea for help buddy, your cry from the heart.

1/. If you don't tidy up a bit the only pussy you'll see in that house will be the one in the first pic.

2/. Stop taking drugs

3/. Stop taking photographs and staring at mirrors in mens toilets, the ultimate result is a pain in the ass and 2 years detention.

4/. Keep eating all that food and you will become a rotund quadriped  very quickly

5/. Love the shots in the car where you look like an out of work hitman, stick to the day job

6/. Wonderful job of 'sucking your gut in' on side photos, girls are jealous

7/. When bananas go black they are right for the bin not consumption

 

Signed

Butt Plug  (collector of fishing vids)

[Timmah!]

2 hours ago, RobMc said:

Uncle Rob is forced once more into helping one of his old buddy's (oh yes I'll chuck in Timmah too), since I left there appears to be a lot of pain among the idiots? Let Uncle Rob psychoanalyse your obvious plea for help buddy, your cry from the heart.

1/. If you don't tidy up a bit the only pussy you'll see in that house will be the one in the first pic.

2/. Stop taking drugs

3/. Stop taking photographs and staring at mirrors in mens toilets, the ultimate result is a pain in the ass and 2 years detention.

4/. Keep eating all that food and you will become a rotund quadriped  very quickly

5/. Love the shots in the car where you look like an out of work hitman, stick to the day job

6/. Wonderful job of 'sucking your gut in' on side photos, girls are jealous

7/. When bananas go black they are right for the bin not consumption

 

Signed

Butt Plug  (collector of fishing vids)

Unbelievably- & the narrative to which I shall heretofore adhere- is that this is a brief 'it get's darker before the light'- explosion of my yearly winnowing process of unused 'stuff' that is deemed detritus.

When bananas go black, that's when they are perfect for banana bread; it means the starches inside have properly converted to sugars; the resulting banana bread is orders of magnitude superior in flavor, sweetness & nuance than 'yellow' bananas.  

When I choose to 'get some pussy' this occurs without the female ever coming to my humble abode & therefore preempts any requirement of seeing it 'in my house'.

Sitting in my car, occasionally looking menacing is part of my day job.

Any drugs I may consume are at home, after a day's hard work; this facilitates resetting my disposition & keeping those whom I may encounter during the next day's itinerary from a much-needed ass whooping, if their actions would normally so merit.

There are few things more worthy of pixilated memorialization than my magnificent Adonis-like corporeal being bedecked in my bespoke wardrobe, assembled from unreproachable sartorial sensibilites!  Only person to walk this earth better dressed: SRV.

quadruped*

Now, quit teasing your admiring public, & lets have those wonderful glamour shots you've been bogarting....mufukker.

 

 

 

Edited March 8, 2022 by Timmah!

[RobMc]

6 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

quadruped*

Ah ha my well spoken friend you have been trapped, this is indeed the correct spelling, however I deliberately cut and pasted this from your original post, please check.

Your sartorial elegance was never in doubt, you are the perfect clothes hanger (I was tempted to put hangar to trap you again) your display of T shirts has awakened the fashion houses in Milan sir.

But to business, I wish to put out a contract on the head of an evil organisation, he encourages people to enrol in his clan and follow his beliefs. Once trapped in an endless circle of gaming, gambling and jokes the disciples lose their minds, becoming idiots in the extreme. A modern Billy Graham, or worse, I fear he is modelling it on the famous cult in Waco, you hear him rambling Timmah is a whacko, Budman is a whacko etc etc. Only last year he was looking for ammunition from his disciples. In order to save the gaming world I fear we must take action now, I will forward the name by different means, I know your terms will be reasonable, but remember I'm a pensioner.

Keep in touch on this forum, keep using big words, the fckrs lose interest over 2 syllables, we'll be safe, let me know buddy, I fear my time in this forum is limited.

[Timmah!]

18 hours ago, RobMc said:

Ah ha my well spoken friend you have been trapped, this is indeed the correct spelling, however I deliberately cut and pasted this from your original post, please check.

Your sartorial elegance was never in doubt, you are the perfect clothes hanger (I was tempted to put hangar to trap you again) your display of T shirts has awakened the fashion houses in Milan sir.

But to business, I wish to put out a contract on the head of an evil organisation, he encourages people to enrol in his clan and follow his beliefs. Once trapped in an endless circle of gaming, gambling and jokes the disciples lose their minds, becoming idiots in the extreme. A modern Billy Graham, or worse, I fear he is modelling it on the famous cult in Waco, you hear him rambling Timmah is a whacko, Budman is a whacko etc etc. Only last year he was looking for ammunition from his disciples. In order to save the gaming world I fear we must take action now, I will forward the name by different means, I know your terms will be reasonable, but remember I'm a pensioner.

Keep in touch on this forum, keep using big words, the fckrs lose interest over 2 syllables, we'll be safe, let me know buddy, I fear my time in this forum is limited.

Ah ha my well-spoken friend you have been trapped, this is indeed the correct spelling, however I deliberately cut and pasted this from your original post, please check.  

I know this, hence the self-correction!

Your call has not gone Unheard.

Bobby, come get your nuts: 

Edited March 9, 2022 by Timmah!
missing hypen

[Timmah!]

[TBB]

Looks like he has been eating too many of the mushrooms in one of those pictures.

[TBB]

12 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Ah ha my well spoken friend you have been trapped, this is indeed the correct spelling, however I deliberately cut and pasted this from your original post, please check.  

I know this, hence the self-correction!

Your call has not gone Unheard.

Bobby, come get your nuts: 

EYE BLEACH EYE BLEACH!!! 

OK - who took the picture??  Well at least you have a nice  pussy  cat!!!     

[J3st3r]

Dino Nugget sammich?  I ate the same thing today lol. Made to many in the air fryer yesterday and bagged them up and rewarmed them and made sammiches with them today. With cheese,lettuce,tomato and a good chunky Thousand Island dressing on toasted Potato Bread. 

 

Thousand Island dressing with a touch of Ketchup and Miracle Whip used to be Burger Kings OG "Secret Sauce" on the Whoppers if you ever wondered.   

[Timmah!]

2 hours ago, J3st3r said:

Dino Nugget sammich?  I ate the same thing today lol. Made to many in the air fryer yesterday and bagged them up and rewarmed them and made sammiches with them today. With cheese,lettuce,tomato and a good chunky Thousand Island dressing on toasted Potato Bread. 

 

Thousand Island dressing with a touch of Ketchup and Miracle Whip used to be Burger Kings OG "Secret Sauce" on the Whoppers if you ever wondered.   

Them sammiches are BOMB..it's no wonder kids LOVE those Dino Fun Nuggets...they're made with breast meat & they prolly sprinkle a li'l crack on them or something...because they taste fucking noice.  I like mixing ranch with really hot sauce, or have them sauces separate to mix as I will...and the tomato adds that rich tomato-y richness...then the sharp notes of cheddar for contrast, & lastly some KOSHER salt to really make those flavors stand-out!  Now...off to make another sammich...

[VHS2]

On 3/8/2022 at 2:22 PM, Timmah! said:

Ah ha my well-spoken friend you have been trapped, this is indeed the correct spelling, however I deliberately cut and pasted this from your original post, please check.  

I know this, hence the self-correction!

Your call has not gone Unheard.

Bobby, come get your nuts: 

The question is: who took the picture? And don't tell that u get a self-timer 

[Timmah!]

1 minute ago, VHS2 said:

The question is: who took the picture? And don't tell that u get a self-timer 

Wishful thinking, buddy!  

https://youtu.be/CfJhXB6VULo

 

[TBB]

By the way

DON' T EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN!!!

[Timmah!]

17 hours ago, TBB said:

By the way

DON' T EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN!!!

In light of the overwhelming positive response, I am going to make this available as a limited-edition NFT!... & part of a series entitled: 'Fat Man in Repose'.

[TBB]

4 hours ago, Timmah! said:

In light of the overwhelming positive response, I am going to make this available as a limited-edition NFT!... & part of a series entitled: 'Fat Man in Repose'.

SHEEEEEEET

[Timmah!]

10 minutes ago, TBB said:

SHEEEEEEET

Extra for scatalogical content...soon on only friends or whateve... for the right price, I'm sure someone would be happy to film my dropping a deuce on 'em...

[TBB]

56 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

Extra for scatalogical content...soon on only friends or whateve... for the right price, I'm sure someone would be happy to film my dropping a deuce on 'em...

That does it - I'm passing the baton of the president of the extreme >PERVERTS<  club to you!!! 

[Timmah!]

21 minutes ago, TBB said:

That does it - I'm passing the baton of the president of the extreme >PERVERTS<  club to you!!! 

Y'all rubbed-off on me, bad influence, the lot.  There's more than a couple who steer the conversation in that direction...I'm merely accommodating... yet no subject matter not already addressed by Mr. Stern, I'm sure.

[Timmah!]

1 hour ago, Timmah! said:

Extra for scatalogical content...soon on only friends or whateve... for the right price, I'm sure someone would be happy to film my dropping a deuce on 'em...

...and tell me you're offended sensibilities wouldn't rather suddenly assuaged for the right number of $$$... for instance: tell me you wouldn't take a dump on somebody for $50,000.  Heck, people do it for free in one fashion or another to each other on the daily.  I have found that:  The most unpleasant people either become friendly in turn...happily refreshed to see a modest expression of benign positive regard directed their way... or they're uncomfortably disarmed & abruptly disengage.... a 3rd will decompress, de-escalate & return commentary with a scripted dialogue running in their head, & you the stranger have unwittingly been given a script in a skit in an effort to solve t he unpleasant conundrum on repeat that needs resolution....to which you can respond, with empathy: "Hey, I'm sorry whatever's got you that upset, but I didn't do it...or something,.  It really is interesting, as you accumulate the years, how people engage you with one or another 'script'...several times a day, if you pay attention....and when your loitering in kindly boisterous conversation with another, others are relaxed, more drawn to the good vibes....& that's when you flick 'em in the nose!  Right On THE FUCKING NOOOOOOSE!!!  (jk)   :Have a great afternoon!!!

Edited March 10, 2022 by Timmah!

[TBB]

13 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

...and tell me your offended sensibilities wouldn't rather suddenly assuaged for the right number of $$$... for instance: tell me you wouldn't take a dump on somebody for $50,000.  Heck, people do it for free in one fashion or another to each other on the daily.  I have found that:  The most unpleasant people either become friendly in turn...happily refreshed to see a modest expression of benign positive regard directed their way... or they're uncomfortably disarmed & abruptly disengage.... a 3rd will decompress, de-escalate & return commentary with a scripted dialogue running in their head, & you the stranger have unwittingly been given a script in a skit in an effort to solve t he unpleasant conundrum on repeat that needs resolution....to which you can respond, with empathy: "Hey, I'm sorry whatever's got you that upset, but I didn't do it...or something,.  It really is interesting, as you accumulate the years, how people engage you with one or another 'script'...several times a day, if you pay attention....and when your loitering in kindly boisterous conversation with another, others are relaxed, more drawn to the good vibes....& that's when you flick 'em in the nose!  Right On THE FUCKING NOOOOOOSE!!!  (jk)   :Have a great afternoon!!!

Hey Timmah ol' buddy - whatever you're smoking - I want some - NOW!!!!

[Timmah!]

12 minutes ago, TBB said:

Hey Timmah ol' buddy - whatever you're smoking - I want some - NOW!!!!

Lol, thing is:  My mind's always doing more thinking than sometimes I like, out of proclivity, genuine curiosity; which by necessity if of an accumulating breadth & scope over time, encompasses consideration of the extremes.  Contrasting & comparing to extremes is a debate tool, too now that I think of it...especially if it incorporates a false statement by someone debating you, & turns it on its head; for contrast...extreme contrast.  But actually, in this instance, I was just bullshitting around....have no idea what the hell I'm on about, anyway....  may the greatness of the afternoon continue; especially in consideration that my local cable company just told me service may be interrupting because of a possible impending snow storm...So I'm like damn, gotta get all the shit-talkin' done I can: Cause there might be a dry spell... +(

Edited March 10, 2022 by Timmah!

[TBB]

Man that has to be some gooooooooooooooood stuff you got hold of!!