TBB Posted September 9, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132908 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 9, 2023 Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life and came to realize that: As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong… I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike. Drive By…. Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. The Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging… On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back”. Video Scam…. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute… Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one major-mark63, TheLastColdBeer, BUDMAN and 6 others 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted September 9, 2023 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 938 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 1137 Achievement Points: 7764 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 9, 2023 So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132908 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 34 minutes ago, lTplkey336 said: So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! I thought >XI< was a comedy club lTplkey336 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
major-mark63 Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2425 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1903 Achievement Points: 19143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2023 18 hours ago, TBB said: Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life and came to realize that: As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong… I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike. Drive By…. Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. The Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging… On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back”. Video Scam…. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute… Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one...... you forgot to put: makes you fart!!! (after one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8265 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 5977 Achievement Points: 53618 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2023 13 hours ago, TBB said: I thought >XI< was a comedy club No is a freak show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Snap Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 27916 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 4 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 398 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 342 Achievement Points: 2543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/19/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2023 Very funny post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6943 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4486 Achievement Points: 58210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Share Posted September 10, 2023 My favorite... Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. TheLastColdBeer and lTplkey336 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41041 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted September 10, 2023 Sitting in a recliner. lol, reminded me of Jim Stafford's show in Branson. He said after the show he was going to play mechanic, had to put a rear end in a recliner. KaptCrunch and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4464 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3627 Achievement Points: 36479 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2023 18 hours ago, lTplkey336 said: So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! thought TBB on writers strike, keeping a sharp pencil for when he goes back to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 11, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132908 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Labob said: No is a freak show Welcome to the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted September 11, 2023 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8265 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 5977 Achievement Points: 53618 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2023 20 minutes ago, TBB said: Welcome to the club I like to think I'm in the top 10 XI freaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted September 11, 2023 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2023 The writers union shall hear of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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