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Don't play just let your points build up! Most iv'e had so far! HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!

A young teenager, earns extra pocket money by cleaning golfers cars at the local club while they're playing, one Saturday a regular golfer pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Excited, the boy rushes up and asks if he can clean the already immaculate car, taking pity on him the golfer agrees. he shows him around, proud of his new car, points out the massaging seats, variable ride height, bar, satcoms, tv's etc etc etc, tells him to be careful and goes for his round of golf. When he returns the car is even more immaculate and he gives the boy a tip above his normal fee, the boy is clearly embarassed and produces this small bit of plastic :- 'I found it in the boot, I hope I haven't broken anything', said the boy 'The golfer laughs', no that's just a tee 'What's a tee' asks the boy 'It's for resting your balls on', replies the golfer The boy looks amazed ' Fuck me' he says 'Rolls Royce think of everything'?

Wait a second. This isn't strip black jack?

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im back to xi now i wont leave anymore i will stay.

Careful with what you wish for, you may end up with all sorts of people describing in detail their failure at Blackjack... Nightmare fuel right there

@piglo theme song lol OINK!

I smell ? I smell ?? run little ? I gota ?️ OINK! lol

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Like Kenmen said, @YACCster, maybe it's time to redistribute the points ! How can you say no to this cute mini-pig, asking you to redistribute them :

Dealer is hacking! Sheesh I do better in Vegas.

Doesn't work ya foker. No matter how long you let them build up, you'll have to play 1 game and you'll probably win, then promptly loose your shirt. The dealer gives you a little then takes it all.

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Please Welcome LilMordjr Back To Our Clan

works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded

Lol, I meant clothes ? you not play strip poker in Sweden ?

Maybe we could start a riot and take all the points from Rugger and Bogleg?? Oinks!

Play this while playing Blackjack. It will make you do "things" lol

I know, eh ! But please, tell me that you already knew, way much longer before you had those two hands, that it was actually going to happen anyway ! lol That dealer is very hacking "weirdly lucky"

Make my night, tell me what you're down to ??

Not to play LMAO!

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house ... walked home ... and left it there all night.

NOT you you >IDIOT<

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‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’

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Points I like points!

Dealer hax Oink!

I studied Molecular Biology, spec. Gene-edit at Harvard. I have to mention that because usually people won´t like to hear that, but don´t get too much distracted by medias... overal 99% of cases appear to be very similar to flu. That´s why people mis-inform/compare it with flu. I am sure you can get through that, if you are really tested positive. The issue with this virus is that it is the first encounter with humans. But this does not mean it is deadly.... not at all. Coronavirus is one of the better researched viruses. It is considered as a threat because of the high risk of infection. Which is a basic natural process on a first encounter... nothing bad at all and happens all few years if we seem to have a huge flu-season.... in fact and by statistics on many countries even less people died during this year, then previous... i just keep telling this to people because what the medias are doing should be held accountable for a crime against humanity..... If I would speak like that with my real name I would risk my license to become revoked by other authorities.... The actual threat we are facing is bad nutrition, cancer and other way more deadly issues then a coronavirus. Stay strong.