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We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow

Don't forget "Merlin the happy pig" from Twitter, don't you agree that he looks so happy ? : and OINK ! ?

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It's been so long since I posted in here that my older posts don't even show up. What's going on everyone?

Fuck Yoooooooooooooo ????

Yo @piglo oink you and the oinking pig you oinked in on - oink - oink

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My wife scolds me when I am playing because of the rude words/language she hears. She says that it is even worst than when I am driving...

lol , your a trip Rob!

Amazing how Rob can insult and verbally punch oh so many in the forums. lol ANYHOW, NG, I still laugh when I think about the game we played and you were killing everyone, you were invincible, it was amazing and you said "Somebody Stop Me!". Funny stuff.

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Oh Oh? obviously does not expect to live long ?? ?

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Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages???

Alphanoob is stepping up to Admin So can you please welcome Alphanoob to the insurgency Admin Team. congrats on you promotion Alpha

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. euzenfin (52)ShaunZAR (35)

Thought I'd buy me another fine Kentucky Bourbon. It's made by Jim Beam:

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Thank you, Merlin !

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As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle!

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Oh snap!!! Free spankin's!!! Do accept walk-ins?... or do one need to make an appointment?

Poor Ricko! He identified as a ...........................! He still can't tell ya what it is but he identifies.............

Happens a lot with condoms

still no loinkerboard ? he's sloinking

Now I get it? Oink?

I need a translator everytime Ricko talks...?

cool have to look in to this ..BF3 was great

Calling @Bobby Light interesting is a understatement!!!! You forgot to mention we also feature the making fun of @Sixgun (aka Lucky the Leprechaun) show. That is so much fun and entertaining we should charge admission.

The driveway is 198 feet by 11. The upper parking area is 66 by 45. The side of the garage is 11 by 30 the back of the garage and foyer is 30 by 30. These are approximate measurements. I was a little more careful when I estimated the coverage I figured just less than 16 buckets, I bought 17 and used 15.25 buckets. I’ve hired it out 4 times but previously at a cost of 1200-1600 I’d save a few bucks. The product clams 250-400 sq ft coverage. I used a 300 sq ft coverage when I did the math as my driveway is older and quite porous hence the reason I purchased 17 buckets, 1 more than my math calculations. Hey it worked out.

Thank you Skuz ! I missed the whole last week due to some illness; hopefully, I'll get to see this week's rotation !

Thank you Skuzapo !