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9 lb. Boston Butt, foil wrapped & baked at 275°F for 15 hours. 210°F final internal temperature. Fall-apart yum-yummeh.

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away..... The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table..... The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....

I am so proud of my husband @P1nh3ad. I have been asking for a new bathroom for years. So after months of orientating we started to renovatie our bathroom mid of february. Exactly one month later he finished it, and it looks even more beautiful then i imagined it. So i would love to share this masterpiece with you. He renewed the plumbing, floor, made a new wall between de walk-in shower and the toilet, and everything else, too much to mention. Last picture is the old bathroom.

A group of pensioners were sitting around talking about all their ailments at the local pub. "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this drink" said one. "Yes, I know" said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see mine." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time because my hands are so crippled" volunteered a third one. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you” said one elderly lady. “I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck" said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy" exclaimed another. "I forget where I am and where I'm going" said another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old" winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings" said a woman cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive."

You've got to be 500 lbs by now buddy??

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Destructo --Yop (44)Princess (49)Sf.Petru (51)Wardogs411 (35)monkie (56)

I still play S&M, coincidentally with a big thong

i hesitated before clicking on this tread shut my eyes if that could be Timmah bottock picture,,, Ouf better....

I have always known that he had golden hands

No we are not renting our house.

Very nice job!

Not bragging or anything but I patched a 1'x1' dry-wall in 2.5 months and then covered it with slide-in vanity. You're probably wondering WTH is a dry-wall, in America we use cardboard to build our houses. Very impressive work @P1nh3ad, the floating toilet & vanities, the tile work, the led mirrors, excellent workmanship.

So I MAY still be gaming at night, they came and took and the damaged stuff today, will be a month or so until I get word on compensation. In mean time I said fuck it, found a 2nd hand PC desk online for 30 bucks, went and got it, and ill sit in basement, just me, PC and some good times decompressing while gaming! Moving into new unit on Sunday Cheers all and much love for the kind words! Murphys Law... if anything can go wrong, it will LOL Yes, I am a Murphy

NICE!! Do you rent it out?? Just asking for a friend

That looks awesome!! Who would have thought he was that talented!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anyone still play S&D ? Used to be a big thing when I played before.

When you get it all put back together, invest in a Flo by Moen. I put one on my main water line at my cabin. It senses unusual water flow and will alert you and then will shut the water off by itself. It would have prevented what had happened to you. It takes awhile for it to learn your water use habits but once it has it works great. It also does micro water leak tests at night and will let you know if there is any small water flow at night when there more than likely not be any. Mine picked up a 1.5 gallon use when no one was there. Ended up just being a bad flapper in the toilet letting s super small amount of water slip by.

I'm not brave enough to marry a Scottish girl, they are fierce

Did you told your own experience ???

Happy Birthday everyone.

happy birthdays

Happy Birthday Everyone!

Following on twitch,my hubby streams too,Tanks and car games.

A mum cleaning her 12yr old sons bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "What do I do?" Hubby "I'm not sure, but I certainly wouldn't spank him"

Does the kitchen match tho? The battle may not be over lol.

12yrs old was bigger than the old man, Rob it was the book by Xaviera Hollander "the happy hooker" behind the tollet tank and those items is your dream not mine LoL healthy heterosexual reading

We use it each day, fully enjoying it.

Just put a lawn chair in that shower, lay back & let it rain down. Like the color scheme.

The Atlantic Salmon has been in real bad shape lately. 99% of the fish I caught were released. Stripe Bass numbers have increased to the point there are barely enough Salmon to keep the population going. The stripe bass numbers have exploded in this river system to well over 1.25 million. This high count of Bass have wreaked havoc over the Atlantic salmon. Not sure the salmon will ever recover. The video is short and only shows 2 jumps from the fish. Rest assured it was released very quickly. I have a camp across other side of the river. It's beautiful and restful spot. I haven't slept at my camp since 2018 as I was supporting the parents. Looking forward to having a few sleepovers lol. Weed

Awesome work @Markoff ! Now if you want to call it "custom" it needs to have a picture of ole loADER spanking his wife. Her request not mine

Hi all put this in but will find somewhere else to place it so it reads better (different wall)

So, Sunday morning 730am I was woke by the wife screaming. She stepped out of bed into a puddle of water. I jump up and I can hear water splashing, go into bathroom and water is spraying massive amounts from behind toilet. Luckily the shut off at toilet stopped it when I turned it off. Head downstairs to look, living room and kitchen flooded, water coming from roof in kitchen, i hear more water downstairs, head down to my mancave in a panic, water is coming like a waterfall from the light fixture in middle of room and theres 6 inches of water on floor!!! 4 acoustic guitars are in 6 inches of water, one being my Moms who just passed last month and another being my Dads who passed 3 years ago. My $2000 Marshall tube amp is soaked. Luckily ny high high end guitars were on guitar hangers on wall and undamaged, got a friend to come pick them up right away as the humidity alone will damage them. Like $10,000 in guitars on wall Today insurance coming to get all the water damaged stuff and Sunday we are moving into the townhouse literally next door that was vacated last month and fully renovated. Lost alot of precious to us things, stuff from my Mom and Dad and no money amount can replace Going to be a hectic week, no pc desk as it was damaged (pc ok thankfully, was up on a side table and power bar/surge protector was on table too so out of water. Have to pack up house, ya normally got a month or two to plan a move, we have days and im stressing big time! 20250330_074907.mp4

So, Sunday morning 730am I was woke by the wife screaming. She stepped out of bed into a puddle of water. I jump up and I can hear water splashing, go into bathroom and water is spraying massive amounts from behind toilet. Luckily the shut off at toilet stopped it when I turned it off. Head downstairs to look, living room and kitchen flooded, water coming from roof in kitchen, i hear more water downstairs, head down to my mancave in a panic, water is coming like a waterfall from the light fixture in middle of room and theres 6 inches of water on floor!!! 4 acoustic guitars are in 6 inches of water, one being my Moms who just passed last month and another being my Dads who passed 3 years ago. My $2000 Marshall tube amp is soaked. Luckily ny high high end guitars were on guitar hangers on wall and undamaged, got a friend to come pick them up right away as the humidity alone will damage them. Like $10,000 in guitars on wall Today insurance coming to get all the water damaged stuff and Sunday we are moving into the townhouse literally next door that was vacated last month and fully renovated. Lost alot of precious to us things, stuff from my Mom and Dad and no money amount can replace Going to be a hectic week, no pc desk as it was damaged (pc ok thankfully, was up on a side table and power bar/surge protector was on table too so out of water. Have to pack up house, ya normally got a month or two to plan a move, we have days and im stressing big time! 20250330_074907.mp4

My babies that were on the wall and safe. One on left is one of only 100 made that year in that color, next one is older than me, '72 deluxe, used by my favorite band to record their debut album, 2 over from that is a custom The Walking Dead guitar, one of 215 made, my Dad won in a contest and gave me, and the one on far right is all signed by my favorite band. All invaluable to me, and luckily safe and sound